Tips / Bets Skys Dating Diary
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Sky needs to introduce Deirdrie Barlow into this thread, just incase people have forgotten how low he will stoop.
not for lack of trying, he/she/it blew him out...It was probably ****ie..
****ie Barlow
Gal are too dumb sometimes
So arranging to meet some Poontang
Gal - 'So Babes, where do you want to meet? I can come to your end or you can come to mine'
Me - 'i drive and you don't so I'll come to your ends'
Gal - 'Awwwwww, your so sweet, thanks Hun'
Real reason - don't want to get spotted by my other Booty Calls
So arranging to meet some Poontang
Gal - 'So Babes, where do you want to meet? I can come to your end or you can come to mine'
Me - 'i drive and you don't so I'll come to your ends'
Gal - 'Awwwwww, your so sweet, thanks Hun'
Real reason - don't want to get spotted by my other Booty Calls
Gal are too dumb sometimes
So arranging to meet some Poontang
Gal - 'So Babes, where do you want to meet? I can come to your end or you can come to mine'
Me - 'i drive and you don't so I'll come to your ends'
Gal - 'Awwwwww, your so sweet, thanks Hun'
Real reason - don't want to get spotted by my other Booty Calls
Main reason - you want to leave when you want rather than having them hang around yours for ages
Gal are too dumb sometimes
So arranging to meet some Poontang
Gal - 'So Babes, where do you want to meet? I can come to your end or you can come to mine'
Me - 'i drive and you don't so I'll come to your ends'
Gal - 'Awwwwww, your so sweet, thanks Hun'
Real reason - don't want to get spotted by my other Booty Calls
And you don’t want to let that stalking bitch know where you live.
Gal are too dumb sometimes
So arranging to meet some Poontang
Gal - 'So Babes, where do you want to meet? I can come to your end or you can come to mine'
Me - 'i drive and you don't so I'll come to your ends'
Gal - 'Awwwwww, your so sweet, thanks Hun'
Real reason - don't want to get spotted by my mum
FTFY
Okay, inspired by this thread, I too decided to try Internet dating. This is how I got on;
Date 1: according to her profile she was a 46 year old hairdresser with an interest in gardening. She turned out to be a 64 year old professional mud wrestler who had buried her ex old man in the garden.
Date 2: Claimed to be 37 year old beautician, with her own home and a taste for fine wines. Turned out to be a 73 year old mortician with b.o. and an unquenchable thirst for White Lightening.
Date 3: Thought this could be the one. 44 year non smoker, good catch, own home. Not quite. 44 year old crack addicted rat catcher, living in a caravan under the flyover.
Will keep you updated as things progress.
Date 1: according to her profile she was a 46 year old hairdresser with an interest in gardening. She turned out to be a 64 year old professional mud wrestler who had buried her ex old man in the garden.
Date 2: Claimed to be 37 year old beautician, with her own home and a taste for fine wines. Turned out to be a 73 year old mortician with b.o. and an unquenchable thirst for White Lightening.
Date 3: Thought this could be the one. 44 year non smoker, good catch, own home. Not quite. 44 year old crack addicted rat catcher, living in a caravan under the flyover.
Will keep you updated as things progress.
Date number 2 was my nana. We told her to get back on the dating scene after my grandad died last year.
They are all people with feelings and families who love them.
I hate you