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Skylarker

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Well then lads...

As you know I spilt with my Mrs of 15 years in October/November.

I got Christmas out the way and delved into the dating scene... ****ing hell how things have changed since back in the day.

So I've had 3 (soon to be 4) dates, all 3 totally different.

Date 1 - some unbelievably fit bird from Tinder just came round for the weekend and we ragged each other sillly for 2 days, with the occasion meal out or pint over the road. 9.5/10 - she knew what she wanted, nothing serious, just sex. That's fine but obviously not long term. I cant find the pics of this one so help a brother out @Stan

Date 2: Disaster, some chavvy bird. Planned to have lunch, quickly had a pint and ****ed off 1/10

Date 3: pretty bird and seemed really nice, went on a few dates (mainly chilling out watching a film with a bottle of wine or rum). Actually started to think this one might work. However, she became obsessed and wanted me go move in with her, she wanted another kid dnd wanted to get married before her dad lost his marbles. Unfortunately I had to end this as I'm looking to take things slowly due to the amount of time I was with the ex. Oversll 8.5/10

Date 4: I've arranged to meet a 44 year old that lives 8 miles away on Feb 23rd to go to a pub for beers and food. She sounds like a right laugh so we'll see. 5 years older than me though but I reckon she might be filthy. I'll let you know how it goes...

Date 5: Feb 23rd is quite a way off so i expect I'll go on another one first...


Overall its been a fun ride, I wad dreading tryng to get a new bird but with the amount of dating sites etc. Its so easy to get a date.

I recommend getting divorced and giving it a go....

I'll update this thread and if I cant choose between 2 birds I'll let the good people of Not606 decide using a poll


  • Thanks for reading, now get back to work you ****ing slacker..


Also any dating tips are welcome
 
Well then lads...

As you know I spilt with my Mrs of 15 years in October/November.

I got Christmas out the way and delved into the dating scene... ****ing hell how things have changed since back in the day.

So I've had 3 (soon to be 4) dates, all 3 totally different.

Date 1 - some unbelievably fit bird from Tinder just came round for the weekend and we ragged each other sillly for 2 days, with the occasion meal out or pint over the road. 9.5/10 - she knew what she wanted, nothing serious, just sex. That's fine but obviously not long term. I cant find the pics of this one so help a brother out @Stan

Date 2: Disaster, some chavvy bird. Planned to have lunch, quickly had a pint and ****ed off 1/10

Date 3: pretty bird and seemed really nice, went on a few dates (mainly chilling out watching a film with a bottle of wine or rum). Actually started to think this one might work. However, she became obsessed and wanted me go move in with her, she wanted another kid dnd wanted to get married before her dad lost his marbles. Unfortunately I had to end this as I'm looking to take things slowly due to the amount of time I was with the ex. Oversll 8.5/10

Date 4: I've arranged to meet a 44 year old that lives 8 miles away on Feb 23rd to go to a pub for beers and food. She sounds like a right laugh so we'll see. 5 years older than me though but I reckon she might be filthy. I'll let you know how it goes...

Date 5: Feb 23rd is quite a way off so i expect I'll go on another one first...


Overall its been a fun ride, I wad dreading tryng to get a new bird but with the amount of dating sites etc. Its so easy to get a date.

I recommend getting divorced and giving it a go....

I'll update this thread and if I cant choose between 2 birds I'll let the good people of Not606 decide using a poll


  • Thanks for reading, now get back to work you ****ing slacker..


Also any dating tips are welcome
You might want to check that Date 4 isn't HIAG's wife before you get too involved.
 
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Dating is easy with all the apps, all depends what you are looking for really. Can probably get at least a date a day if you were really bothered.
 
Dating is easy with all the apps, all depends what you are looking for really. Can probably get at least a date a day if you were really bothered.

The best one is Bumble as the female has to message you first once you match...

I find the other ones blokes generally have a bad rep as most women expect dick pics <doh>
They dont want them, but blokes cant stop sending them ffs!!
 
It would be easier to just find a few hookers. Why risk relationship crap after coming out of a 15 year sentence?
 
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