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Warm Pouch said:
I think perhaps you're doing it wrong. Seek assistance would be my advice. There is a lovely thai massage place in town that can assist with this as an extra.

Allegedly.
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As it happens, my wifey booked me in for an hours massage in a couple of weeks time. Apparently, the masseur gets you to turn over after half an hour <laugh><yikes>
 
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Seabass said:
Quality! I can only dream! Had my 1st eagle put the other day...3 putted!
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<laugh> I like it! I had one of those days, one of the eagles was a fifty yard wedge that went it, fantastic when it happens. The other eagle was a three foot putt following a long drive at a par four. To be honest, if my putting had been better I could have shaved another four or five off my score. I'm playing on Monday, I will probably hit a 90 <laugh>
 
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Dorty Dogbreath said:
<laugh> I like it! I had one of those days, one of the eagles was a fifty yard wedge that went it, fantastic when it happens. The other eagle was a three foot putt following a long drive. To be honest, if my putting had been better I could have shaved another four or five off my score. I'm playing on Monday, I will probably hit a 90 <laugh>
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Exactly the same. So much variance between my best scoring form and a bad day. Always score best when I am playing sensible which is almost never because I think I'm way more capable than I actually am
 
Seabass said:
Exactly the same. So much variance between my best scoring form and a bad day. Always score best when I am playing sensible which is almost never because I think I'm way more capable than I actually am
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If you hit long and straight with a driver, it makes reaching the green in two so much easier - sometimes with just a seven or eight iron even on longer holes. It's putting from 10 feet and closer which I struggle with, you'd think the law of averages would make a few more drop into the cup.
 
I remember playing in a Pro Am at Richmond and had 6 twos in the round ( 4 at par 3's and 2 at par 4's ).
I ended up shooting level par so it shows how sh!te the rest of it was.
Eight under for 6 holes and eight over for the other 12.....<laugh>
 
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Think we may need to have a little 606 golf day, 9 in the morning to warm up with a full round in the arvo (sarnie and a pint in between of course) and a couple of daft compos for longest drive and nearest the pin on one of the par 3’s
 
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Dorty Dogbreath said:
<laugh> That's some round Jim <laugh>
Do you still play?
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Not at the moment, I'm on crutches...<laugh>
I haven't played seriously for a many years now. When I was full time coaching everyone thought I'd play a lot but I didn't have time. I've promised myself that when I fully get over the hip operation I'll start to enjoy a few tops, duff's and shanks again.
I'd probably be quite useful off about 5 or 6 these days ...<days >
 
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jimileysbaldhead said:
Not at the moment, I'm on crutches...<laugh>
I haven't played seriously for a many years now. When I was full time coaching everyone thought I'd play a lot but I didn't have time. I've promised myself that when I fully get over the hip operation I'll start to enjoy a few tops, duff's and shanks again.
I'd probably be quite useful off about 5 or 6 these days ...<days >
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Brilliant mate <laugh> I could do with some coaching on my iron play. Big drives are great but I'd be mega competitive if I could stop drifting to the right with my irons. My putting has improved a lot.
 
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jimileysbaldhead said:
Not at the moment, I'm on crutches...<laugh>
I haven't played seriously for a many years now. When I was full time coaching everyone thought I'd play a lot but I didn't have time. I've promised myself that when I fully get over the hip operation I'll start to enjoy a few tops, duff's and shanks again.
I'd probably be quite useful off about 5 or 6 these days ...<days >
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I’ll play against Jim then...

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