I went to see them for the first time at Brixton Academy in 1990. Amazing live band.
Saw them in 92 in a venue pub in Manchester, keyboard player was something else. Got a lot of their stuff in my iTunes..

I went to see them for the first time at Brixton Academy in 1990. Amazing live band.

So you’re saying you’re one of the best on the pub/Conservative club circuit?No, they don't .
Or, if they do, they do it very simply or very badly.
To improvise properly and effectively takes expert knowledge of the fretboard and music theory.
I'm not talking about simple blues improvisation , here .
Yep thisPart of the whole idea of playing live is that you can go off piste and try new things, sometimes by mistake and sometimes by design. For me that makes a live show. Otherwise I'd just stay at home and listen to a record.
So you’re saying you’re one of the best on the pub/Conservative club circuit?
OK.It's a fact .
I know you don't want it to be.
OK.
It’s just that you’ve got a track record for embellishing the truth.
I’ve listened to some of it. Just sounds like a pub band doing covers of the tracks that lots of pub bands of a certain age cover.I've posted plenty of stuff for you to listen to.
You won't listen to it because you are too much of a twat to admit I've got the talent.
That's your failing, not mine.
Gutsy is wrong, though.
The predominant style of band on our circuit is a function type band, covering all the usual boring ****e that you've heard before .
Firstly, there is absolutely no need to improvise any of that stuff.
Secondly , you can tell from the standard of playing that the guitarists are simply not up to it.
I'm talking purely about guitarists , here. Not bass players or drummers.
I’ve listened to some of it. Just sounds like a pub band doing covers of the tracks that lots of pub bands of a certain age cover.
It's about knowing when less is more and knowing how to give each other room for
No, they don't .
Or, if they do, they do it very simply or very badly.
To improvise properly and effectively takes expert knowledge of the fretboard and music theory.
I'm not talking about simple blues improvisation , here .
And that demonstrates your ignorance perfectly.
And your bitterness.

Spot on
It’s not how many notes you can cram into a bar, but what you can say with them.
Gutsy is wrong, though.
The predominant style of band on our circuit is a function type band, covering all the usual boring ****e that you've heard before .
Firstly, there is absolutely no need to improvise any of that stuff.
Secondly , you can tell from the standard of playing that the guitarists are simply not up to it.
I'm talking purely about guitarists , here. Not bass players or drummers.
How am I wrong?
A band I will be seeing next week doesn't have a keyboard player, but still manages to play numbers that traditionally have strong keyboard parts and split the parts between themselves on the guitar.
What I will say is from what I've seen (admittedly only on your website) you would be embarrassed to go on after them at a gig.

We've played gigs without a guitar player and done those parts on Keys and Sax![]()

This is why you come across as a twat. You assume incorrectly that you are the only semi pro musician who can do it, which is absolute bollocks.

Love a bit of gutsy. Hes a man of few words but when hes using them he only brings out the nukes.
Westie and hiag both destroyed quicker than a tramp on chips

Yep it's called improvising, but only HIAG knows how to do it
Most of the pub bands that I see, will have occasions when one of the musicians is missing and as you said the parts will be split between others or they have a stand in. Will always alter the dynamics slightly and call for some improvisation. As I said no two gigs are the same.