Off Topic The Burly Arms

Lol sorry mate. @Commachio you fancy some cheap high quality razors courtesy of our welsh hero

 

When will it be Liverpool's year?

 

No comment.

 

Fat lot of coconuts you are!

 

No mate, they all have sheep balls hair stuck in them.

 

Yup, definitely oil.

 

I had one when I first bought this house. I was growing cannabis to pay for the renovation so the first thing I done was went back onto a credit meter.

 

****ing around on the bike up here tosay. Doing my best impressions of. dirt stunt jumper ..... and falling off.

 

Not suprised withthe seat so high and handle bars so low..Must look like one of those circus monkeys.

 

Getting a bit nervous ... sitting in hospital room pre-op with the missus ... she has a perforated ear drum and will be going down to theatre shortly ..micro surgery but still general anaesthetic ... as I said the other day ... don't cope well with stuff being done to the family ...

 

I'm sure it'll go well try to chill Fosse.

 

Cheers mate but I'll only be able to relax once I get the call ... we are still waiting for them to come to take her down ... just finished pre op stuff ...

 

I had a perforated ear drum and infection in my ear when my Mrs was in labour, the pain was constant and lasted 3 weeks, but the midwives were telling me to stop moaning as it’s nowt compared to what she was going through.

I used to pinch my nose and blow to clear my sinuses and you could literally hear the whistling noise through the hole in my ear.

Bad kinda pain that ****, worse than labour for sure.

 

I’ve perforated my ear drum three times. Twice when jumping into water so the water got into it. That **** hurts.

 

Hour to go then a week off ​

 

Dumped that bird. Far too clingy, talking about moving in and ****....

****ing dumbass.

 

Called it!

 

Send nudes then mate.

 

Just been told I'm the new team manager as of Monday until whenever. I've been a manager once after leaving the RAF and all the team members just cried a lot and complained that I was horrible.
Going to have a think over the weekend and try and be a nice manager.

Any tips?