The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

[BCR]

Yes it is

Rastafoot is gone???

 

[Skylarker]

Rastafoot is gone???

It'll be back

Have a look at my profile pic - I kept the theme going.

 

[Zingy]

RHC walking in on me and his daughters.

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[Skylarker]

RHC walking in on me and his daughters.

 

[Depay Sound]

Why are all Liverpool fans such ****s?

 

[luvgonzo]

Why are all Liverpool fans such ****s?

You bring out the best in us.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Red Hadron Collider -

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Never assume - it makes an ass out of u and me. You really couldn't be further from the truth. I look f..k all like Terry Wogan wearing an anti-snoring device.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

RHC walking in on me and his daughters.

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Do not bring my beautiful daughters into this sea of utter filth.

 

[Zingy]

Do not bring my beautiful daughters into this sea of utter filth.

Sky's sister was there to even it up a bit.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Sky's sister was there to even it up a bit.

At last, a bit of realism on here.

 

[Depay Sound]

Are your daughters fit?

 

[Skylarker]

Sky's sister was there to even it up a bit.

My sister would eat you alive

 

[Swarbs]

My sister would eat you alive

Yeah but he'd love every minute

 

[Skylarker]

Yeah but he'd love every minute

Not sure his wife would be so keen!

I hear she's had enough of his masturbating habits and wants out anyway.

 

[BCR]

RHC wife tells the club website she "didn't want to leave RHC" but adds "when I knew that Sky wanted me it convinced me. For Sky to want me, that is why I wanted to go."

 

[tunns®]

masturbation - the art of having sex with someone you really love!

 

[Zingy]

Not sure his wife would be so keen!

I hear she's had enough of his masturbating habits and wants out anyway.

I try but she just wont **** off!

 

[KingEric07.]

I try but she just wont **** off!

Wait until she's asleep, hold her nose, then teabag her - that should do the trick

 

[Skylarker]

RHC wife tells the club website she "didn't want to leave RHC" but adds "when I knew that Sky wanted me it convinced me. For Sky to want me, that is why I wanted to go."

 

[Skylarker]

Wait until she's asleep, hold her nose, then teabag her - that should do the trick

Trust me that doesn't work.