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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Rastafoot is gone???
     
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    BCR, Sep 7, 2011
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It'll be back <ok>

    Have a look at my profile pic - I kept the theme going.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 7, 2011
  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    RHC walking in on me and his daughters.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Zingy, Sep 7, 2011
  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 7, 2011
  5. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Why are all Liverpool fans such ****s?
     
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    Depay Sound, Sep 7, 2011
  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You bring out the best in us.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 7, 2011
  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Never assume - it makes an ass out of u and me. You really couldn't be further from the truth. I look f..k all like Terry Wogan wearing an anti-snoring device.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 7, 2011
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Do not bring my beautiful daughters into this sea of utter filth.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 7, 2011
  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sky's sister was there to even it up a bit. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Sep 7, 2011
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    At last, a bit of realism on here.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 7, 2011

  11. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Are your daughters fit?
     
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    Depay Sound, Sep 7, 2011
  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    My sister would eat you alive <yikes>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 7, 2011
  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Yeah but he'd love every minute :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Swarbs, Sep 7, 2011
  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Not sure his wife would be so keen!

    I hear she's had enough of his masturbating habits and wants out anyway.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 7, 2011
  15. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    RHC wife tells the club website she "didn't want to leave RHC" but adds "when I knew that Sky wanted me it convinced me. For Sky to want me, that is why I wanted to go."
     
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    BCR, Sep 7, 2011
  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    masturbation - the art of having sex with someone you really love!
     
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    tunns®, Sep 7, 2011
  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I try but she just wont **** off!
     
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    Zingy, Sep 7, 2011
  18. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Wait until she's asleep, hold her nose, then teabag her - that should do the trick
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 7, 2011
  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 7, 2011
  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Trust me that doesn't work.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 7, 2011
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