Off Topic I'm Done With Wumming

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pieguts said:
Not just me then, I thought he was poor even for pub band standards.
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We are universally recognised as the best rock band on our circuit - and it's a busy circuit.

Proof of the pudding is the repeat bookings we get, year after year, at all the major venues.

That's discounting the countless comments and plaudits from punters.

And the endless white hot flange, of course.
 
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Spurlock said:
StanDman is a chav but I've got no issue with him.
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I respect Candyman .

As I respected A87.

He's not afraid to spout the truth, no matter how inconvenient or embarrassing it may be to his fellow fans. That has made him unpopular with his own, but us neutrals respect him for it.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
We are universally recognised as the best rock band on our circuit - and it's a busy circuit.

Proof of the pudding is the repeat bookings we get, year after year, at all the major venues.

That's discounting the countless comments and plaudits from punters.

And the endless white hot flange, of course.
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Don't take this the wrong way mate, but the local Conservative club isn't exactly a major venue.

I'm not knocking it, I think it's great that you get out there and play. I know how much fun it is. But there's no need to exaggerate, it just makes you look a bit insecure.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
That's it. I'm done with wumming.

I've had a lot of time to consider things, whilst banged up in the Cooler.

Sure, it was a massive injustice that put me in there. Pixie told me that everyone knew Skiddy's real name and address, and the name of his bar. Looks like I'm just another one of his fall guys, like Sucky was before me.

I bear no grudges, though.

Yeah, and I know that I called Skids by his real name only in response to him calling me by mine, and that he served no time - not for this offence, or the countless others he committed - but I am willing to put all of that behind me, and bear no grudges.

That's not me.

From now on, I'm going straight.

Footy talk and straight-laced chat, that's all you will get from me, from now on. I promise.

The wum guns have finally been retired.
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It's a good thing, you were to wumming what Stephen Hawking is to iron man contests
 
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PESKIE said:
Don't take this the wrong way mate, but the local Conservative club isn't exactly a major venue.

I'm not knocking it, I think it's great that you get out there and play. I know how much fun it is. But there's no need to exaggerate, it just makes you look a bit insecure.
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Shows just how little you know about the subject.

All of the social clubs are major venues on the semi pro circuit. All have a stage and decent lighting, and pay the best money. Consequently, there is keen competition among bands to secure one of the limited booking slots in each annual gigging calendar.

We play most of the clubs (that showcase live music) in our area, and have done so on a regular basis for several years. The clubs we don't play is down to our own choice .

We're playing two new clubs, this year, venturing off our immediate patch.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Shows just how little you know about the subject.

All of the social clubs are major venues on the semi pro circuit. All have a stage and decent lighting, and pay the best money. Consequently, there is keen competition among bands to secure one of the limited booking slots in each annual gigging calendar.

We play most of the clubs (that showcase live music) in our area, and have done so on a regular basis for several years. The clubs we don't play is down to our own choice .

We're playing two new clubs, this year, venturing off our immediate patch.
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Well I had a quick look at the major venues in Dorset according to Gig-Guide and the Guardian and your band don't play any of them.

But like I say, I'm not here to knock you, so as long as you and the white haired flange enjoy it, then that's what counts <ok>
 
PESKIE said:
Well I had a quick look at the major venues in Dorset according to Gig-Guide and the Guardian and your band don't play any of them.

But like I say, I'm not here to knock you, so as long as you and the white haired flange enjoy it, then that's what counts <ok>
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What semi pro venues identified in your extensive search don't we play ?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
All of the social clubs are major venues on the semi pro circuit. All have a stage and decent lighting, and pay the best money. Consequently, there is keen competition among bands to secure one of the limited booking slots in each annual gigging calendar.
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Just a quick question. If there is keen competition to secure the limited booking slots, then why do your band play the same venue 3 or 4 times ? Surely if the competition was that fierce, these venues would be booking a different band every week ?
 
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The Ginger Nigga said:
Am I understanding this correct? Is Spurly really whacking off on my photographs? Would s be the first tbf as in my day I’ve been chased all my life throughout the changes.here s one from my past just so you get the theme.
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Ps Spurly, I turned away more pussy than you will ever get.!
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Loving the passive aggressive meltdown mate <laugh>
 
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PESKIE said:
Just a quick question. If there is keen competition to secure the limited booking slots, then why do your band play the same venue 3 or 4 times ? Surely if the competition was that fierce, these venues would be booking a different band every week ?
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There are not enough good bands to fill all available slots .

These venues will not book acts that are not up to scratch.

Plus, punters want to see their favourite bands again and again .
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Shows just how little you know about the subject.

All of the social clubs are major venues on the semi pro circuit. All have a stage and decent lighting, and pay the best money. Consequently, there is keen competition among bands to secure one of the limited booking slots in each annual gigging calendar.

We play most of the clubs (that showcase live music) in our area, and have done so on a regular basis for several years. The clubs we don't play is down to our own choice .

We're playing two new clubs, this year, venturing off our immediate patch.
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You play in a pub band mate, keep it real, yeah?
 
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