Okay time to get in on the act and do the Match Day Thread, l mean how hard can it be.
So the way l see it is this......
The wonderful, sacred and much loved, magnificent Newcastle United are going to play some team from down South called Fulham.
Both teams will have 11 players on the field which will consist of 10 outfield players and a goalkeeper. Both teams will have some other blokes sitting down on a bench, these blokes known as subs may run up and down the touch line a bit.
Well Fulham will start with 10 outfield players until one certain Alexander Mitrovic gets red carded for dropping the nut on the referee and sticking his whistle up his arse. The ref that is not Mitro’s.
Match Day conditions, It may be cold, it may be wet, it may be windy, it could possibly snow, who knows.
Newcastle United are managed by a very sexy Spaniard called Rafa (much loved by GLITF) he is a tactical genius of much foxiness. He will have a cunning plan.
Fulham are managed by some bloke who’s name l can’t remember, sorry, so l don’t know if he is sexy or cunning.
Predictions..... someone will win, someone will lose, unless of course it’s a draw.
That all depends on who kicks the small orbital sphere into the stringy thing the most times.
Okay we all clear.
So the way l see it is this......
The wonderful, sacred and much loved, magnificent Newcastle United are going to play some team from down South called Fulham.
Both teams will have 11 players on the field which will consist of 10 outfield players and a goalkeeper. Both teams will have some other blokes sitting down on a bench, these blokes known as subs may run up and down the touch line a bit.
Well Fulham will start with 10 outfield players until one certain Alexander Mitrovic gets red carded for dropping the nut on the referee and sticking his whistle up his arse. The ref that is not Mitro’s.
Match Day conditions, It may be cold, it may be wet, it may be windy, it could possibly snow, who knows.
Newcastle United are managed by a very sexy Spaniard called Rafa (much loved by GLITF) he is a tactical genius of much foxiness. He will have a cunning plan.
Fulham are managed by some bloke who’s name l can’t remember, sorry, so l don’t know if he is sexy or cunning.
Predictions..... someone will win, someone will lose, unless of course it’s a draw.
That all depends on who kicks the small orbital sphere into the stringy thing the most times.
Okay we all clear.
