Me: I'm hungry Tina: Why do you think you're hungry? Me: Because I haven't eaten anything. Tina: Why haven't you eaten anything? Me: Because I've been busy today and haven't had a chance to eat. Tina: Why have you been busy? Me: Because I've had lots to do. Tina: Why have you had lots to do? Me: Shut the **** up I'm paying for this. Counselling is great.
She is gonnae kick my ass. Probably too busy counselling someone just now. <takethemoneyforfuckallandruntinamuir>
****ing love it. So do you. Counsel me...counsel me....counsel me...counsel me........aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh That was great. Cheers Doll.
I reckon I'd have you back to your cheery self in 2 sessions. Whoever you're seeing just now is no very good.
What kind of couselling do you specialise in? I have about 6 or 7 councellors just now so would be happy to drop-kick one of them and come and see you instead.
I cover different specialties. Addiction and abuse are the big ones just now. You wouldn't believe the ****ers who ask for tips.
Tina, you should set-up a PayPal account and get Mick to make a "Ask Tina" page. I'm sure there are plenty of ****s on here needing some form of counselling. I have dreams that I'm being eaten by giant talking penis that has the face of my great granny and the legs of a goat. What does this mean? Apart from being a closeted homosexual with a granny/goat fixation obviously.
Addiction - alcohol, sex and criminal minds. Abuse - self-abuse, at least 3 times a day. I'm your perfect client.
That's what all my other counsellors and therapists say. I just wanted a 29th opinion on it. I'm sure I can be fixed, I just need someone to do me a script for barbiturates.
Counsellors aren't doctors, so I can't help. Did you know you don't even need a qualification to be a counsellor?
