Tina and Me

[SleepySpecialK]

Me: I'm hungry

Tina: Why do you think you're hungry?

Me: Because I haven't eaten anything.

Tina: Why haven't you eaten anything?

Me: Because I've been busy today and haven't had a chance to eat.

Tina: Why have you been busy?

Me: Because I've had lots to do.

Tina: Why have you had lots to do?

Me: Shut the **** up I'm paying for this.

Counselling is great.

 

[VenomPD]

You're no wise .

 

[staggie]

Tina's obviously not about today or your arse would be in a sling by now

 

[SleepySpecialK]

Tina's obviously not about today or your arse would be in a sling by now

She is gonnae kick my ass.

Probably too busy counselling someone just now.

<takethemoneyforfuckallandruntinamuir>

 

[Tina_old]

I won't kick your ass, because I know you like it, you kinky ****er.

 

[SleepySpecialK]

I won't kick your ass, because I know you like it, you kinky ****er.

****ing love it. So do you.

Counsel me...counsel me....counsel me...counsel me........aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

That was great. Cheers Doll.

 

[Tina_old]

I reckon I'd have you back to your cheery self in 2 sessions. Whoever you're seeing just now is no very good.

 

[staggie]

ML's not been the same since the tumor

 

[SleepySpecialK]

I reckon I'd have you back to your cheery self in 2 sessions. Whoever you're seeing just now is no very good.

What kind of couselling do you specialise in?

I have about 6 or 7 councellors just now so would be happy to drop-kick one of them and come and see you instead.

 

[Tina_old]

I cover different specialties. Addiction and abuse are the big ones just now.

You wouldn't believe the ****ers who ask for tips.

 

[VenomPD]

Tina, you should set-up a PayPal account and get Mick to make a "Ask Tina" page.

I'm sure there are plenty of ****s on here needing some form of counselling. I have dreams that I'm being eaten by giant talking penis that has the face of my great granny and the legs of a goat. What does this mean? Apart from being a closeted homosexual with a granny/goat fixation obviously.

 

[Tina_old]

In general, it means you're basically ****ed.

 

[SleepySpecialK]

I cover different specialties. Addiction and abuse are the big ones just now.

You wouldn't believe the ****ers who ask for tips.

Addiction - alcohol, sex and criminal minds.
Abuse - self-abuse, at least 3 times a day.

I'm your perfect client.

 

[Tina_old]

I could probably make a good living off you alone.

 

[VenomPD]

In general, it means you're basically ****ed.

That's what all my other counsellors and therapists say. I just wanted a 29th opinion on it. I'm sure I can be fixed, I just need someone to do me a script for barbiturates.

 

[SleepySpecialK]

I could probably make a good living off you alone.

Will you marry me?

<downononekneewithcockoutmuir>

 

[Tina_old]

Counsellors aren't doctors, so I can't help.



Did you know you don't even need a qualification to be a counsellor?

 

[Tina_old]

Will you marry me?

<downononekneewithcockoutmuir>

That'd be bigamy ya daft bastard.

 

[SleepySpecialK]

That'd be bigamy ya daft bastard.

It's OK, my wife will be dead soon.

5:43 pm tomorrow.

That won't be bigmay then.

 

[VenomPD]

That'd be bigamy ya daft bastard.

What's your wife look like Tina?....