I was considering Cohen if I end up having to sing the matchday pump-up music, but there's an outside chance I can pull it off...my vocal register isn't too far from his, and a merely poor rendition of Hallelujah or something isn't bleak and awful, it's just unfortunate. Currently leaning toward Neutral Milk Hotel's Oh Comely, because it's sung in a nasally warble that I am quite certain I cannot match, and also it has the strangest lyrics ever committed to paper, because Jeff Mangum is a bit nuts.
Jot Division mate; that's where this is heading.
Where will it end?