Atrophy. It's the one constant in this gray world, the return of dust to dust, of man to ground. Like millions before we thought to defy it, to declare that we would rise forever, the lone exception to the universe's accursed rule. But no; the muscles grow weak and the mind weary. Hope gives way to a resigned desperation. The Grim Reaper readies his scythe; our last remaining goal is only that others should step ahead of us in line and claim their place in his dark legion before the sun goes down, that we may spend another day surveying the abyss before we are consumed by it.
Lineups!
Saints:
GK: A Man Drowning in a Sea of Unmarked Attackers, Grasping Desperately For Shots Too Numerous to Save.
DEF: Aimless Midget; The Triumph of the Id Over the Rational Mind; Poor Amiable Bastard Who Should Have Left Already; Could Do to Smile Sometimes.
MID: A Forlorn Hobo Miscast in the Role of Sporting Hero; Bad Hair; Bad Tattoos; No Hair.
STR: A Small Child of Quavering Lip and Errant Finishing; A Bloated Reflection of Man's Capacity for Self-Destruction, of Wasted Youth and Promise, Bumbling Slowly About to Remind Us All of Our Worst Impulses.
Leicester:
A Jury of Eleven Men, Returning After A Deliberation of Just 90 Minutes With A Verdict of Not Good At Football.
Predicted Score: Predicting such is too bleak even for this matchday thread.
Gameday music:
Lineups!
Saints:
GK: A Man Drowning in a Sea of Unmarked Attackers, Grasping Desperately For Shots Too Numerous to Save.
DEF: Aimless Midget; The Triumph of the Id Over the Rational Mind; Poor Amiable Bastard Who Should Have Left Already; Could Do to Smile Sometimes.
MID: A Forlorn Hobo Miscast in the Role of Sporting Hero; Bad Hair; Bad Tattoos; No Hair.
STR: A Small Child of Quavering Lip and Errant Finishing; A Bloated Reflection of Man's Capacity for Self-Destruction, of Wasted Youth and Promise, Bumbling Slowly About to Remind Us All of Our Worst Impulses.
Leicester:
A Jury of Eleven Men, Returning After A Deliberation of Just 90 Minutes With A Verdict of Not Good At Football.
Predicted Score: Predicting such is too bleak even for this matchday thread.
Gameday music:
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