Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tel (they/them)]

Mate, you need to learn to play it cool. You're fizzing like a cheap bottle of Cherryade from Aldi

Take a look around you bro, you’ve shat your nappy. **** all up your back, down your legs and into your bowling shoes.

Go clean yourself up you dirty little boy.

 

[Bald Archie]

Tel was going to **** someone up the arse.....it just happened to be Piskie

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[PINKIE]

That's 9 points Piskie has picked up today

Hiag -3

Damn straight bro.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Piskie crying because he loves Chezny.

 

[Matth_2014]

Where’s @Hoddle Is A God, He said we’d lose tonight.

 

[PINKIE]

Piskie crying because he loves Chezny.

Now you can see why we got shot of that shower smoking ****tard.

 

[Spurlock]

City absolutely wrecked Spartak, well worth watching the highlights for Sterling's goal & Jesus's 3rd.

No one cares lol

 

[PINKIE]

Where’s @Hoddle Is A God, He said we’d lose tonight.

He's done a runner mate.

 

[Matth_2014]

@Matth_2014 will be here soon after he's changed his underpants

You would be as well, If this was Spurs.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Now you can see why we got shot of that shower smoking ****tard.

Shower smoking?

 

[Matth_2014]

He's done a runner mate.

Not surprised.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Not surprised.

Bye then.

 

[PINKIE]

Shower smoking?

He got dropped for smoking a *** in the showers. Presume the shower wasn't actually on at the time, but wouldn't put it past Chesney, the ****nut.

 

[Matth_2014]

I do actually believe that United will get spit roasted and penetrated by Juve, too.

That isn’t me wumming, it’s what I believe @Matth_2014 .

When will you ever learn.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

He got dropped for smoking a *** in the showers. Presume the shower wasn't actually on at the time, but wouldn't put it past Chesney, the ****nut.

Smoking a ***, or ‘smoking a ***’?

 

[PINKIE]

When will you ever learn.

Never mate, HIAG is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Spurlock]

You would be as well, If this was Spurs.

I would be what, Matthew?

Be here or be changing my underpants?

 

[PINKIE]

Smoking a ***, or ‘smoking a ***’?

Smoking a ***.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Smoking a ***.

A cigarette or a Theo Walcott?

 

[PINKIE]

A cigarette or a Theo Walcott?

Possibly Theo too, but he didn't get caught doing that.