Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Tel (they/them)]

Tel’s just was King, now, mate.

Hard, too.

Thanks mate, I knew you’d acknowledge my status on this board sooner or later.

 

[Archers Road]

That’s a ****ing horrible raincoat Jose you plum...

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Don't be silly Tel.

Seriously mate, look, everybody is having a laugh. Get out on your bike or something... you’re struggling here, clearly you’re hurting.

Don’t worry, Sunday will come soon enough and you can get us back.

 

[DerekTheMole]

Is Mata the nicest bloke in football?

It would seem so, and quite bright too.

 

[Stan]

Awesome bloke. Saw him in regents park with his bird and i got a picture with him.

****ing Tiny though. Same size as me. Unbelievable how someone so slight is a top level player

When he was at Chelsea we saw him in a local village. I pointed him out to my son who was probably around 6 or 7 at the time. He refused to believe it was Mata as footballers were people you only saw on the telly.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

@brb can you just stick @PISKIE on suicide watch for me please mate, I’m deeply concerned for his welfare. Perhaps a little room for him to calm down in?

 

[PINKIE]

Seriously mate, look, everybody is having a laugh. Get out on your bike or something... you’re struggling here, clearly you’re hurting.

Don’t worry, Sunday will come soon enough and you can get us back.

Yeah okay, if that helps.

You're fizzing from that win, I can tell that. And to be fair you're doing a good job of banging out these comments with one hand, with your cock in the other

 

[Big Ern]

City absolutely wrecked Spartak, well worth watching the highlights for Sterling's goal & Jesus's 3rd.

edit: oh, and the penalty decision ofc, awful and hilarious.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Yeah okay, if that helps.

You're fizzing from that win, I can tell that. And to be fair you're doing a good job of banging out these comments with one hand, with your cock in the other

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[PINKIE]

@brb can you just stick @PISKIE on suicide watch for me please mate, I’m deeply concerned for his welfare. Perhaps a little room for him to calm down in?

I'm a bit surprised that comment about you ****ing and sobbing over Ronnie's goal, has affected you this badly mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Thanks mate, I knew you’d acknowledge my status on this board sooner or later.

I meant ****ing.

Typo now corrected.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I'm a bit surprised that comment about you ****ing and sobbing over Ronnie's goal, has affected you this badly mate.

What apart from the fact that I joined in on the joke? Don’t you call that a wum **** up or something?

 

[PINKIE]

What apart from the fact that I joined in on the joke? Don’t you call that a wum **** up or something?

^^^^ rattled.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I meant ****ing.

Typo now corrected.

Nope. Sorry. Can only take your first answer mate.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

^^^^ rattled.

Really... that’s all you’ve got, a washed up phrase from 17/18?

Come on mate at least use your imagination, just take a little more time.

 

[Big Ern]

How Tel is feeling

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[PINKIE]

Really... that’s all you’ve got, a washed up phrase from 17/18?

Come on mate at least use your imagination, just take a little more time.

Mate, you need to learn to play it cool. You're fizzing like a cheap bottle of Cherryade from Aldi

 

[Spurlock]

Tel was going to **** someone up the arse.....it just happened to be Piskie

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[Spurlock]

What apart from the fact that I joined in on the joke? Don’t you call that a wum **** up or something?

That's 9 points Piskie has picked up today

Hiag -3

 

[PINKIE]

Tel was going to **** someone up the arse.....it just happened to be Piskie

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Tel thinks I'm upset about Utd winning, therein lies his fatal error. I'm just enjoying watching him go off like a rocket