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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Thanks mate, I knew you’d acknowledge my status on this board sooner or later.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That’s a ****ing horrible raincoat Jose you plum...
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Seriously mate, look, everybody is having a laugh. Get out on your bike or something... you’re struggling here, clearly you’re hurting.

    Don’t worry, Sunday will come soon enough and you can get us back.
     
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  4. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    It would seem so, and quite bright too.
     
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  5. Stan

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    When he was at Chelsea we saw him in a local village. I pointed him out to my son who was probably around 6 or 7 at the time. He refused to believe it was Mata as footballers were people you only saw on the telly.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    @brb can you just stick @PISKIE on suicide watch for me please mate, I’m deeply concerned for his welfare. Perhaps a little room for him to calm down in?
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah okay, if that helps.

    You're fizzing from that win, I can tell that. And to be fair you're doing a good job of banging out these comments with one hand, with your cock in the other <laugh>
     
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  8. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    City absolutely wrecked Spartak, well worth watching the highlights for Sterling's goal & Jesus's 3rd.

    edit: oh, and the penalty decision ofc, awful and hilarious.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm a bit surprised that comment about you ****ing and sobbing over Ronnie's goal, has affected you this badly mate.
     
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  11. I meant ****ing.

    Typo now corrected.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What apart from the fact that I joined in on the joke? Don’t you call that a wum **** up or something?
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^ rattled.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nope. Sorry. Can only take your first answer mate.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Really... that’s all you’ve got, a washed up phrase from 17/18?

    Come on mate at least use your imagination, just take a little more time.
     
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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    How Tel is feeling
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mate, you need to learn to play it cool. You're fizzing like a cheap bottle of Cherryade from Aldi
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Tel was going to **** someone up the arse.....it just happened to be Piskie

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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    That's 9 points Piskie has picked up today

    Hiag -3
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Tel thinks I'm upset about Utd winning, therein lies his fatal error. I'm just enjoying watching him go off like a rocket :)
     
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