If there is a trophy for that, I’m sure we’d be strong contenders, but there isn’t.
Now, grow up, Matth.
Someone got up on the wrong side of bed this morning.
If there is a trophy for that, I’m sure we’d be strong contenders, but there isn’t.
Now, grow up, Matth.

Someone got up on the wrong side of bed this morning.
Pinocchiotina:
All
- Premier League Manager of the Month: October 2013, September 2015, February 2016, April 2017
Mourinho:
Porto
Chelsea
- Primeira Liga: 2002–03, 2003–04
- Taça de Portugal: 2002–03
- Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2003
- UEFA Champions League: 2003–04
- UEFA Cup: 2002–03
Internazionale
- Premier League: 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–15
- FA Cup: 2006–07[226]
- Football League Cup: 2004–05, 2006–07,[226] 2014–15
- FA Community Shield: 2005[226]
Real Madrid
- Serie A: 2008–09, 2009–10
- Coppa Italia: 2009–10
- Supercoppa Italiana: 2008
- UEFA Champions League: 2009–10
Manchester United
Individual
- EFL Cup: 2016–17
- FA Community Shield: 2016
- UEFA Europa League: 2016–17
- Onze d'Or Coach of the Year: 2005
- FIFA World Coach of the Year: 2010
- IFFHS World's Best Club Coach: 2004,[229] 2005,[229] 2010,[229] 2012
- Premier League Manager of the Season: 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–15
- Premier League Manager of the Month: November 2004, January 2005, March 2007
- Serie A Manager of the Year: 2008–09,[230] 2009–10
- Albo Panchina d'Oro: 2009–10
- Miguel Muñoz Trophy: 2010–11, 2011–12
- UEFA Manager of the Year: 2002–03,2003–04
- UEFA Team of the Year: 2003, 2004,2005, 2010
- World Soccer Magazine World Manager of the Year: 2004,2005, 2010
- World Soccer Magazine Greatest Manager (Active): 2013
- European Coach of the Year—Alf Ramsey Award: 2010
- BBC Sports Personality of the Year Coach Award: 2005
- La Gazzetta dello Sport Man of the Year: 2010
- International Sports Press Association Best Manager in the World: 2010
- Prémio Prestígio Fernando Soromenho: 2012
- Football Extravaganza's League of Legends (2011)
- Globe Soccer Awards Best Coach of the Year: 2012
- Globe Soccer Awards Best Media Attraction in Football: 2012
- Portuguese Coach of the Century: 2015
- PFA Portuguese Manager of the Year: 2017
- LMA Performances of the Week: 2 December 2017 (Arsenal 1–3 Man.Utd), 7 April 2018 (Man.City 2–3 Man.
Happy to help Quents ... anything to help you with your footballing knowledge mate![]()
So, what are you trying to say?

I can get out of either side of my bed, Matth.
First thing I do, without fail, is sit there for a minute or two, in my underpants, scratching my balls.
You haven’t got any balls mate.
Don’t be rattled, Pix.
I’m not a gambling man. That’s a good thing.

I can get out of either side of my bed, Matth.
First thing I do, without fail, is sit there for a minute or two, in my underpants, scratching my balls.
Sure thing mate. We’ll make it an avatar then. Utd win a major trophy before Spurs and Tel chooses your avatar for 6 months.![]()
You don’t get to do the turf accounting on any wagers.
I thought we had established that, yeah?
Just do it, You bottler.

You don’t get to do the turf accounting on any wagers.
I thought we had established that, yeah?
You don’t get to do the turf accounting on any wagers.
I thought we had established that, yeah?
On the contrary. I own the rights to your bets as you still owe me for your welching.

Have you got them in a double?![]()