Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Someone got up on the wrong side of bed this morning.

 

You genuinely haven’t.

 

Even we've got closer to a trophy than Spuds in the last few years

 

I do believe you.

Honest.

 

I can get out of either side of my bed, Matth.

First thing I do, without fail, is sit there for a minute or two, in my underpants, scratching my balls.

 

So, what are you trying to say?

 

That Pinocchiotina has the edge ... obviously

 

You haven’t got any balls mate.

 

Don’t be rattled, Pix.

I’m not a gambling man. That’s a good thing.

 

Sure thing mate. We’ll make it an avatar then. Utd win a major trophy before Spurs and Tel chooses your avatar for 6 months.

 

That’s too much information on this Monday afternoon, People want to have their tea without having a picture of you scratching your bollocks.

 

HIAG spends a lot of time scratching his balls, maybe he should spend less time in the knocking shop if he’s getting the old itchy-scratchy.

 

You don’t get to do the turf accounting on any wagers.

I thought we had established that, yeah?

 

Just do it, You bottler.

 

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On the contrary. I own the rights to your bets as you still owe me for your welching.

 

On the contrary. I own the rights to your bets as you still owe me for your welching.

 

Have you got them in a double?

 

Yes, that's the interest accruing.

 

Pixie is so rattled that I've forced him to post the same thing twice!

He must have been fuming when he made those posts, poor bastard!

Me, I was busy making money.