Off Topic The Burly Arms

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Just winding down for the night and the kiddie spewed what seemed like 7 months worth of food all over me. It was like a warm river of cottage cheese flowing down my back. Noyce.
 
Just winding down for the night and the kiddie spewed what seemed like 7 months worth of food all over me. It was like a warm river of cottage cheese flowing down my back. Noyce.

How old is your lad ?

My little one has got the squits and throwing up bug. ****ing nasty, threw up in her bed last night. Got up and changed it all, mopped the floor etc. Then she threw up all over it again.
 
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Does that count if I'm not married. Luckily I haven't got a divorce to go through...

We don't plan to drag this though the courts. I respect her, she respects me.

Other than splitting up we'll remain friends (of sort).

You'll be lucky mate..