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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just winding down for the night and the kiddie spewed what seemed like 7 months worth of food all over me. It was like a warm river of cottage cheese flowing down my back. Noyce.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    How old is your lad ?

    My little one has got the squits and throwing up bug. ****ing nasty, threw up in her bed last night. Got up and changed it all, mopped the floor etc. Then she threw up all over it again.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My little girl is 18 months. If I have a little lad then **** knows how old he is.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You'll be lucky mate..
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Are you doing a homemade version of the A team?


    I ain't getting on no plane fool.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've just spiked your burger. You'll be sleeping like a baby in no time.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    That'll be a veggie burger then.

    I ain't eating that ****.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    On way to the train.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You been drinking at 6am?
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Eh?
    By the way which Springsteen track did Orbison play? I can't find it.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Look at the Oribson black and white night video mate. He's the weak link
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ah right, I don't rate Springsteen myself it's just those 2 songs that I like. Don't like Orbison either though.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Orbison was a great vocalist.. Lots of drab songs though.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Technically great yeah but just not my thing.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Can be said off many. Robbie Williams is technically great (his rat pack stuff is very good). But he's still a cheb end.
     
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    Agreed. (That he's a "cheb" end)
     
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  17. Stan

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    I ****ing hate that Angels song. Most irritating song ever. He comes across as a ****ing plank.
     
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    That and Hey Jude make me want to smash something...:headbang:
     
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    I love Hey Jude.
     
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    Drives me ****ing nuts...I almost smashed a radio because they played the whole bloody boring song...
     
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