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St Badger said:
I put on weight so I phoned weight watchers and said “It’s an emergency, can you send me someone round?”
They replied “Yes we can, we’ve got lots of them.”

When I heard you could become a sperm donor by post, I came in a jiffy.
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I came into some money .

I had a w**kin a till .



I went to a meeting of men who suffer from premature ejaculation , I turned up a week early .



How do you get down from an Elephant ?





You don’t get down from an Elephant . You get down from a Duck ...
 
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I just got back from a night club .

Lucky to get in actually . I should have had a tie .

I said to the bouncer , " sorry I don't have a tie , will I be ok if I wear a set of jump leads instead " ?

He said " ok , but don't start anything ."
 
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fatletiss said:
Has the world gone crazy? EasyJet have just announced that someone with a nut allergy is travelling on this flight, so could we not open or consume any nut products during the flight.
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I’ve had the same thing, also flying with EasyJet. I guess if someone went into anaphylactic shock at 35,000 feet it wouldn’t be pleasant for anyone on board.
 
Most people with nut allergy react after contact with small amounts (less than one nut) and some people may react to trace amounts. This means that you don't always have to eat nuts to have a reaction. A few people are so sensitive to nut allergens that a tiny amount on their lips, or even standing next to someone eating peanuts, can be enough to start a reaction.


https://patient.info/health/food-allergy-and-intolerance/nut-allergy
 
fatletiss said:
Has the world gone crazy? EasyJet have just announced that someone with a nut allergy is travelling on this flight, so could we not open or consume any nut products during the flight.
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Reasonable request....anyone can live without nuts for a few hours. There was a case a couple of years ago where a child went into anaphylactic shock because one person insisted on opening nuts even when asked not to.
 
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So you know a while back I was complaining about how often my gf's parents stayed over?

Well, just to give you an idea what I mean... Since last Friday, it's been as such: Saturday Night, her mum stayed over, Sunday night, her mum stayed over, Monday night, her dad stayed over, Tuesday night, her mum stayed over, Wednesday night her dad stayed over, tonight her dad is here and it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that he's staying over. And by staying over I do mean staying over night. And they're hardly visiting for a holiday because that would suggest that it'd been a while since they had visited and/or you don't see them regularly, rather than it just being the norm.

Seriously, when you move out/move in with someone, I hardly think it's unreasonable to want to carve an independent life for yourselves, not just de facto live under their parent's roof, unless you actually move in to their parent's house.

I know, I'm probably a terrible person.
 
PompeyLapras said:
So you know a while back I was complaining about how often my gf's parents stayed over?

Well, just to give you an idea what I mean... Since last Friday, it's been as such: Saturday Night, her mum stayed over, Sunday night, her mum stayed over, Monday night, her dad stayed over, Tuesday night, her mum stayed over, Wednesday night her dad stayed over, tonight her dad is here and it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that he's staying over. And by staying over I do mean staying over night. And they're hardly visiting for a holiday because that would suggest that it'd been a while since they had visited and/or you don't see them regularly, rather than it just being the norm.

Seriously, when you move out/move in with someone, I hardly think it's unreasonable to want to carve an independent life for yourselves, not just de facto live under their parent's roof, unless you actually move in to their parent's house.

I know, I'm probably a terrible person.
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No your spot on imo mate and I'd tell her.
 
Unless there is some valid reason that we don't know anything about, it sounds unreasonable. Is she someone who has never grown up, Pomps? I loved my parents visiting, but that was more like once or twice a year....not several times a week.
 
fran-MLs little camera said:
Unless there is some valid reason that we don't know anything about, it sounds unreasonable. Is she someone who has never grown up, Pomps? I loved my parents visiting, but that was more like once or twice a year....not several times a week.
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I thought that but he met her at uni didn't he?
 
PompeyLapras said:
So you know a while back I was complaining about how often my gf's parents stayed over?

Well, just to give you an idea what I mean... Since last Friday, it's been as such: Saturday Night, her mum stayed over, Sunday night, her mum stayed over, Monday night, her dad stayed over, Tuesday night, her mum stayed over, Wednesday night her dad stayed over, tonight her dad is here and it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that he's staying over. And by staying over I do mean staying over night. And they're hardly visiting for a holiday because that would suggest that it'd been a while since they had visited and/or you don't see them regularly, rather than it just being the norm.

Seriously, when you move out/move in with someone, I hardly think it's unreasonable to want to carve an independent life for yourselves, not just de facto live under their parent's roof, unless you actually move in to their parent's house.

I know, I'm probably a terrible person.
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Maybe they don't want to leave their daughter alone with the pompey weirdo she's hooked up with.
 
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