If you were a jaundiced Beatle you wouldn't let Ronaldo near your yellow submarine. If you were Mick Jagger you wouldn't want Ronaldo to paint it brown. If you were Descartes you wouldn't want to think about having sex with Ronaldo. If you were Freud you wouldn't want Ronaldo to be your mum.
Utd are in a difficult position. The title is already out of their own hands, even if they won every remaining fixture they could still theoretically lose the league. ... Of course the same is also true for Spurs although they're not quite as far down the table as united...
Anyone seen any of the United lads? Incidentally, it's hilarious that this superb thread was started by a red Manc! I wondering if @Tel wants to keep his 'Pool avatar for another month, yeah?
