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[PINKIE]

If Ronaldo was a cleaner in a museum full of statues, you wouldn't ask him to polish the head.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

If Ronaldo were a waiter at a fancy restaurant you wouldn't order some truffle butter.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

If Ronaldo were with Matth you wouldn't disturb them at 9am if the curtains are drawn.

He’s not gay but his boyfriend is

 

[Libby]

If you gave Ronaldo a push on the swings you would hope he doesn't offer to pushback.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

If you're making Yorkshire pudding you wouldn't offer Ronaldo a toad in the hole.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

If you worked for Fed Ex you wouldn't deliver Ronaldo your package.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

If Matth ordered charcuterie with Ronnie, he wouldn’t hide the salami

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

if you gave Ronnie a red card, you wouldn’t xxxxx

If he were King Arthur and your sword were stuck in a stone you wouldn't ask him to give it a tug.

I think we need to start a Ron-nuendo thread

 

[Tobes]

RONNIE LOVES A BIG MEATY COCK AMARITE?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

if you gave Ronnie a red card, you wouldn’t xxxxx




I think we need to start a Ron-nuendo thread

Would that be the place to comment that if you were a coroner you wouldn't show Ronaldo your stiff.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

One does not simply walk into Mordor and show Ronaldo one's precious.

 

[JakartaToon]

If you threw up on a rollercoaster ride Ronaldo would be keen to duck your sick.

 

[Spurlock]

@Matth_2014

 

[Matth_2014]

@Matth_2014

Why am I tagged into this.

 

[Spurlock]

Why am I tagged into this.

Because all these lads have been taking the piss out of Ronaldo and I thought you might want to put put them right

 

[Matth_2014]

Because all these lads have been taking the piss out of Ronaldo and I thought you might want to put put them right

Until there’s concrete evidence, I’m not going to comment on it.

 

[Spurlock]

Until there’s concrete evidence, I’m not going to comment on it.

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[Spurlock]

Or there is this

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[Spurlock]

Seriously though...why do footballers do this? ^^^

 

[FosseFilberto]

Seriously though...why do footballers do this? ^^^

... because some of them are gay