Off Topic I’m annoyed and here’s why

[Libby]

Essays are comprised of words Libby ... I realise this may come as a bit of a shock to you

Yeah I thought that after I read it back after posting... oh well

 

[Blueman]

Math mate, just shoot yourself ya boring prick.

Problem solved.

****ing hell.

 

[Blueman]

They probably don’t appreciate you shouting “**** prick ****” through the wall at 6pm every Sunday either.

I know you won’t see this as you have me on ignore but your general happiness will improve an awful lot if you just get out the house and do some exercise. Get into the gym and you’ll probably meet a slag.

Stop it, you'll scare him.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

You’re about as funny as Smalling and Phil Jones trying to defend.

Don't be rude mate we are only trying to help.

 

[Sharpe*]

It’s my day off and my next door neighbour decides to do building work when I’m in bed. In return, decided to put Eyes without a face by Billy Idol and In the end by Linkin Park on full blast.

What time did this happen and on what day?

08:00 and after you can have no complaints.

Sunday you might have a slight argument.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

I don’t do clickbait.

Do you watch porn?

 

[Chief]

Has he been punching horses?

It was more the Alan Shearer impersonation really.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

What time did this happen and on what day?

08:00 and after you can have no complaints.

Sunday you might have a slight argument.

He said about 09:30 today .

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

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And again on JA606

https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/396205

That's someone else . That's matth_2015 on ja606. Our Matth is Matth_2014.

Clearly builders working during daylight hours is a bigger problem than we realised. It has struck two different Matths.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Do you watch porn?

He stars in porn... You just have to look on the dark web to find it.

 

[Matth_2014]

He stars in porn... You just have to look on the dark web to find it.

No I don’t.

 

[Commachio]

It’s my day off and my next door neighbour decides to do building work when I’m in bed. In return, decided to put Eyes without a face by Billy Idol and In the end by Linkin Park on full blast.

What did your gf think off all this noise? Sorry I mean mum,,

 

[Edelman]

He could’ve went outside and see my curtains were closed.

Could've went ?????

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

No I don’t.

My apology, it must be the other Matth, the matth_2015 guy from ja606 who was in porn.

Perhaps you should try being in one it would be fun.

 

[Commachio]

It’s my day off and my next door neighbour decides to do building work when I’m in bed. In return, decided to put Eyes without a face by Billy Idol and In the end by Linkin Park on full blast.

Did you put lipstick on and tuck your dick between your legs while saying 'put the dog in the bucket'?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Did you put lipstick on and tuck your dick between your legs while saying 'put the dog in the bucket'?

Too much detail there ... I'll bet you like stories about gladiators, am I right? ... is your safe word "Spartacus" .. . I'll do a quick search to see if you mention him ...

OMFG

 

[Commachio]

Too much detail there ... I'll bet you like stories about gladiators, am I right? ... is your safe word "Spartacus" .. . I'll do a quick search to see if you mention him ...

OMFG

You've obviously never seen silence of the lambs then. You boring ****

 

[FosseFilberto]

You've obviously never seen silence of the lambs then. You boring ****

Yes I have Clarice ... now bend over again ..

 

[Commachio]

Yes I have Clarice ... now bend over again ..

Yet again the evidence is building.


Fossie , she was female. Tough luck.

 

[luvgonzo]

You’re about as funny as Smalling and Phil Jones trying to defend.

That would make him really funny.