Off Topic I’m annoyed and here’s why

[Matth_2014]

It's not my fault you're an unfunny cùnt who has failed to joke about suicide on multiple occasions .

Are you like this at your home when you don’t get me your own way.

 

[Matth_2014]

One last one.

The demise of Math.

It will be a YouTube sensation.

Or I could title it, A.L.D.O the arsewipe.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Are you like this at your home when you don’t get me your own way.

Emm I really don't know how to answer that.

 

[DerekTheMole]

Says a bloke who’s trying to be a mole, Now Who’s the helmet then.

Fair enough, I guess.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Or I could title it, A.L.D.O the arsewipe.

You could do. Not very clickbatery though tbf.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Are you like this at your home when you don’t get me your own way.

 

[Matth_2014]

You could do. Not very clickbatery though tbf.

I don’t do clickbait.

 

[FosseFilberto]

I’m not in the wrong at all.

On this one I think you are buddy .. did you give any advanced warning that you would be sleeping?

 

[Burly Hurley]

You doth assume too much.

Way too much!

As wrong goes I was right up there with the best

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

On this one I think you are buddy .. did you give any advanced warning that you would be sleeping?

Yep, he stood at his open window in his man utd pyjamas as the builders were unloading their van.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Yep, he stood at his open window in his man utd pyjamas as the builders were unloading their van.

.... is that a euphemism?

 

[PINKIE]

.... is that a euphemism?

That's just what I was thinking

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

.... is that a euphemism?

It's an alibi for matth if it goes pear shaped when the builders face him later on.

 

[Chief]

He could’ve went outside and see my curtains were closed.

Matth in secret geordie shock?!?!

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Matth in secret geordie shock?!?!

Has he been punching horses?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Has he been punching horses?

Is THAT a euphemism?

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

Fosse's Word Of The Day.

"Euphemism"

 

[FosseFilberto]

Fosse's Word Of The Day.

"Euphemism"

Is that a youth emission?

 

[Libby]

Fosse's Word Of The Day.

"Euphemism"

As long as he sticks to words rather than essays

 

[FosseFilberto]

As long as he sticks to words rather than essays

Essays are comprised of words Libby ... I realise this may come as a bit of a shock to you