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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2018.

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  1. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Yeah I thought that after I read it back after posting... oh well <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Sep 12, 2018
  2. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ****ing hell.
     
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    Blueman, Sep 12, 2018
  3. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Stop it, you'll scare him.
     
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    Blueman, Sep 12, 2018
  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don't be rude mate we are only trying to help.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Sep 12, 2018
  5. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    What time did this happen and on what day?

    08:00 and after you can have no complaints.

    Sunday you might have a slight argument.
     
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  6. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Do you watch porn?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 12, 2018
  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    It was more the Alan Shearer impersonation really.
     
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    Chief, Sep 12, 2018
  8. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    He said about 09:30 today .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Sep 12, 2018
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's someone else . That's matth_2015 on ja606. Our Matth is Matth_2014.

    Clearly builders working during daylight hours is a bigger problem than we realised. It has struck two different Matths.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 12, 2018
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He stars in porn... You just have to look on the dark web to find it.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 12, 2018

  11. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No I don’t.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2018
  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What did your gf think off all this noise? Sorry I mean mum,,
     
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  13. Edelman

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    Could've went ?????
     
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    Edelman, Sep 12, 2018
  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My apology, it must be the other Matth, the matth_2015 guy from ja606 who was in porn.

    Perhaps you should try being in one it would be fun.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 12, 2018
  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Did you put lipstick on and tuck your dick between your legs while saying 'put the dog in the bucket'?
     
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    Commachio, Sep 12, 2018
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Too much detail there ... I'll bet you like stories about gladiators, am I right? ... is your safe word "Spartacus" .. . I'll do a quick search to see if you mention him ...

    OMFG <yikes>
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You've obviously never seen silence of the lambs then. You boring ****
     
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    Commachio, Sep 13, 2018
  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Yes I have Clarice ... now bend over again ..
     
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    FosseFilberto, Sep 13, 2018
  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yet again the evidence is building.


    Fossie , she was female. Tough luck.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 13, 2018
  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That would make him really funny.
     
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