I was caught between wondering whether to be pleased or horrified that my daughter thought I was hung like an elephants trunk
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I was caught between wondering whether to be pleased or horrified that my daughter thought I was hung like an elephants trunk
Nope but I almost got into a fight with him once.
He’s been trying to get it looked at for some years nowI was caught between wondering whether to be pleased or horrified that my daughter thought I was hung like an elephants trunk
I was caught between wondering whether to be pleased or horrified that my daughter thought I was hung like an elephants trunk
Putting things in perspective, everything looks big when you’re 5 years old, mate.
I was caught between wondering whether to be pleased or horrified that my daughter thought I was hung like an elephants trunk
I’m horrified you’re washing your tackle in front of your child.
I was in the shower. She came in and brushed her teeth. Think I was washing my hair at the time actually.
Reminds me of the old joke.....
Young kid in the bath with his Dad. Looks at his Dad’s nutsack, points and says;
What’s that Dad?
It’s my hedgehog Son...
Oh right...........it’s got a ****ing massive cock hasn’t it Dad...
Young kid in the bath with his Dad. Looks at his Dad’s nutsack, points and says;
What’s that Dad?
It’s my hedgehog Son...
Oh right...........it’s got a ****ing massive cock hasn’t it Dad...
Young kid in the bath with his dad.
“When am I going to have one like that, Dad?”
“In about half an hour when your mum goes to the bingo”.
Eat everything in sight and don't give a **** [HASHTAG]#fatlazybaldbatard[/HASHTAG]
I never put weight on no matter how much I eat, gonna blatantly be one of them ****s that is well slim until about 40 and then gets ****ing huge.
I never put weight on in my 20’s or early 30’s. Training, Playing rugby, a fair amount of shagging and metabolism took care of that, I could eat and drink pretty much what I liked - and I did!
It was in my 40’s that I started to really gain weight. Long hours at work, eating and drinking far too much. My weight ballooned until I was almost 15 st, until one day I looked in the mirror and said to myself out loud “You fat ****” - lost 2 stone in a few months and never been fat since.
Got a decade on me then
Still out run folk at football. Had a 16yr old playing tonight, his teammate said the words ""stay with your man, he shouldn't be out running you, he's twice your age!"
I’m a stocky fat ****. Proper definition of someone who used to be very sporty and fit but then discovered alcohol and the possibility to buy kebabs at 2am.
Gonna hit the gym soon though, wanna get back into shape before I’m 30.
Gonna hit the gym soon though, wanna get back into shape before I’m 30.