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luvgonzo

luvgonzo

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Jan 26, 2011
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People on here seem to have a problem with the overweight/fat People in the world.

It seems that everyone in here is a picture of health who works out constantly.

I would certainly be in the overweight category, I could certainly eat less and drink less but I don't want to. Exercise is difficult as I have a knee problem from a football injury and Lung desease.

The attitude on here is terrible imo, no wonder some wouldn't put a pic up.

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Post a pic up mate, get called a fat bastard, then the shame and humiliation might stir you into losing some timber. Then when you’ve lost a bit, take another pic, photoshop it a bit, send it to a ‘mate’ and ask him to stick it on the forum as a sort of weightwatchers after shot. Job sorted.

Worked for HIAG <ok>
 
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luvgonzo said:
I've got a hoverboard but I'm thinking of sending it back as it has wheels and doesn't hover at all.
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I have an invention for fat folk that involves adapting a shopping trolley to accommodate a commode and some pedals. They could literally burn off calories as they're shopping for pies and crisps and wouldn't have to leave the comfort of the chrome cage for a turd.
 
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back in the early 2000s my eldest was was going the "where did I come from" stage so I explained she came out of her mum's tummy.
She was about 3 ish and one day in a super market she was sitting in a trolley as I was looking for something Mrs RCL sent me for to stop me annoying her.

My daughter was craining her neck round to look at something. As we passed a woman my kid said " Daddy, that lady has a baby in her belly!"

She didn't have a baby in her belly ... nor did she have a sense of humour.

As she stood their scowling at me my daughter looked her up and down...not once, not twice but three ****ing times before innocently saying...really ****ing loudly...as the woman was ****ing eyeballing me..."must be a VERY BIG baby daddy!" and stretched her little arms as wide as she possibly could to illustrate the point <yikes>

Mrs RCL walked round the corner at this point so I left my daughter with her and went to hide <laugh>

More than 17 years later and I still wonder how long it took her to calm down.
 
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remembercolinlee said:
back in the early 2000s my eldest was was going the "where did I come from" stage so I explained she came out of her mum's tummy.
She was about 3 ish and one day in a super market she was sitting in a trolley as I was looking for something Mrs RCL sent me for to stop me annoying her.

My daughter was craining her neck round to look at something. As we passed a woman my kid said " Daddy, that lady has a baby in her belly!"

She didn't have a baby in her belly ... nor did she have a sense of humour.

As she stood their scowling at me my daughter looked her up and down...not once, not twice but three ****ing times before innocently saying...really ****ing loudly...as the woman was ****ing eyeballing me..."must be a VERY BIG baby daddy!" and stretched her little arms as wide as she possibly could to illustrate the point <yikes>

Mrs RCL walked round the corner at this point so I left my daughter with her and went to hide <laugh>

More than 17 years later and I still wonder how long it took her to calm down.
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Classic <laugh> out of the mouth of babes.

I was in the shower the other morning and my daughter who is 5 was brushing her teeth getting ready for school.

She then looked at me and said ‘Daddy, your willy looks like an Elephant riding a brain’
 
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PISKIE said:
Classic <laugh> out of the mouth of babes.

I was in the shower the other morning and my daughter who is 5 was brushing her teeth getting ready for school.

She then looked at me and said ‘Daddy, your willy looks like an Elephant riding a brain’
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