Dolphins

[Hoddle is a god]

I
I wish I could swim
Like dolphins
Like dolphins can swim

 

[BobbyD]

Hung like a Ape with gsoh

Apes have smaller penises than people. They have bigger balls though. Gorillas have tiny penises... Like an inch or so long.

One theory behind why we walk on two legs is that it was so that females could see the size of our dicks better. A proto human walking upright would bring more attention to his penis than one walking on all fours.

... Thats likely not the real reason we walk on two legs but it is one scientists have suggested.

 

[Libby]

Good to have Milk back.

 

[Skylarker]

Dunno why you laughing Bro, you guys are hardly known to be hung like a horse

 

[Burly Hurley]

Apes have smaller penises than people. They have bigger balls though. Gorillas have tiny penises... Like an inch or so long.

One theory behind why we walk on two legs is that it was so that females could see the size of our dicks better. A proto human walking upright would bring more attention to his penis than one walking on all fours.

... Thats likely not the real reason we walk on two legs but it is one scientists have suggested.

Unless you know all this **** through work Milk then you know far too much about it and I'd keep it to myself if I were you!

 

[Skylarker]

Unless you know all this **** through work Milk then you know far too much about it and I'd keep it to myself if I were you!

He works at Walmart.

 

[Big Ern]

It's all anti-dolphin propaganda, they've been going after them for years, any tuna that is friendly with dolphins gets butchered and served in sandwiches, it's a disgrace.

 

[BobbyD]

Dunno why you laughing Bro, you guys are hardly known to be hung like a horse

Yea but:

Black man
=======================D

China man
===D

Ape/Sky
-D

 

[PINKIE]

Think this thread needs a poll for who’s had sex with a dolphin....

 

[BobbyD]

Think this thread needs a poll for who’s had sex with a dolphin....

^^^^ definitely had sex with a dolphin

Explains why you are always posting pics of the coast

 

[Skylarker]

Yea but:

Black man
=======================D

China man
===D

Ape/Sky
-D

I'm only a quarter Ape. Half Donkey, Quarter horse.

 

[BobbyD]

I'm only a quarter Ape. Half Donkey, Quarter horse.

too late mate. You might be all of those but you explicitly said you were hung like an ape

 

[Skylarker]

The question is...

If you were a virgin would you like to be gang raped by female dolphins? I'd say 'probably'.

 

[Skylarker]

too late mate. You might be all of those but you explicitly said you were hung like an ape

A big Ape. They call me King Kong.

 

[BobbyD]

The question is...

If you were a virgin would you like to be gang raped by female dolphins? I'd say 'probably'.

@Matth_2014 we have a question for you

 

[PINKIE]

^^^^ definitely had sex with a dolphin

Explains why you are always posting pics of the coast

You say that like it’s a bad thing bobby.

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it mate

 

[PINKIE]

@Matth_2014 we have a question for you

 

[Skylarker]

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[Skylarker]

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[Skylarker]

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