I've always maintained this stance, glad you've joined me You haven't lived if you haven't swam with a dolphin and kissed it on the nose
Orangutans have been known to rape people too. So the question is, would you rather be raped by a dolphin or an orangutan? Personally I'd go with Orangutans because they have smaller willies and there is less chance of drowning. You can also close your eyes and pretend you're being raped by Sarah Ferguson with a strap on instead.
Besides whales and elephants which would rip you apart with their size... Lions and tigers would be next on my list of animals to avoid being raped by. Cats have spikey penises. (Their pricks give pricks). I imagine being raped by a lion is rather painful, although their warm furry bodies might provide some comfort.
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Orangutans are apes so that would be ape rape. Chimps, bonobos, gorillas are all apes too but I've never heard of them raping people. Of course Bonobos have sex just as a way of saying hi to each other. So if a Bonobo rapes you it's probably just being friendly and doesn't mean any harm.
Apes have smaller penises than people. They have bigger balls though. Gorillas have tiny penises... Like an inch or so long. One theory behind why we walk on two legs is that it was so that females could see the size of our dicks better. A proto human walking upright would bring more attention to his penis than one walking on all fours. ... Thats likely not the real reason we walk on two legs but it is one scientists have suggested.
