Off Topic Bar TO LET

It might get busy later

 

OLOF, LEE, DAVY............looking well lads.....I mean ladies........

 

Look at the jugs on me!

 

...TBH I never noticed, I was too interested in what was in the bar..

 

I'm confused Shaks.

Are you suggesting that a hint of an Adams's apple and fingers longer than ET means those three gorgeous girls are not kosher ?

Let's be honest though...there is no way on earth any of our lads given the circumstances could tell the difference between a burger and a hot dog. They obviously did the right thing and just sucked it up and hoped for the best.

The best in this instance was that OLOF kept his bloody gob shut.

 

..and other things closed

 

It's Leeds Pride on Sunday so you be careful out there in your tight jeans and t-shirt.

 

...it'll be trackie bottoms and maybe Elvis shirt

 

Elvis would have been proud of you.

 

...I know you're slagging me, but at least you do it in a sensitive way..

 

Bullshit I never slag anybody...ever.

Just useful to know who to avoid that's all.

 

...you have a way with words Jammy..........

 

Top man yourself Shaks.

 

Thick as ****e is what you mean... I

 

No one can read my mind Shaks...not even me.

Never have a bloody clue what I'm thinking until it's been said.

 

...are you on the Marcos waccy baccy for too long

 

Not me mate, never touch anything but beer, beer and more beer.

 

Having a last one then off to bed.

Need to get some sleep as have a touch of gout in the neck and need to ask Glory how to get rid of it.

 

Like me bud.. I can't wait till I fly out Sunday

 

I've 3 left bud. How the **** do you get gout up there, oh please don't wake him up.