Off Topic Shape-Shifting Reptilians - anyone believe in them?

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I haven't, I prefer to toy with Skiddy, like a Lion toys with a Gazelle before the kill

I always use you as my go-between, anyway, Bruv.

The thing is, my putting Skiddy on IGNORE rattles the **** out of him.

I bet he's already rattled and claiming that I haven't really put him on IGNORE.

Am I right?

I bet I am right.
 
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I haven't, I prefer to toy with Skiddy, like a Lion toys with a Gazelle before the kill
yeah, I prefer the escalated retaliation method too, grassing and ignoring is really just denying myself some fun, my ignore function is only used sympathetically to protect my victim, a form of self-restraint.
 
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I can guarantee everyone, that Skiddy is rattled to **** at the mere thought of me having him on IGNORE.
 
I can guarantee everyone, that Skiddy is rattled to **** at the mere thought of me having him on IGNORE.
You have him on ignore but keep talking about him, you just don't get the ignore function, do you? When I had you on ignore (for your own good), I ignored your existence completely
 
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Let's be honest here. HIAG ain't rattling anybody.
Exactly! Baldy and his racist mate have induced my first guffaw of the day over coffee. I forget who coined the phrase that “one shouldn’t work with children and animals” but those two surely must be the exception. <laugh>
 
You have him on ignore but keep talking about him, you just don't get the ignore function, do you? When I had you on ignore (for your own good), I ignored your existence completely
Baldy has been feeling a little sensitive lately about his baldy pate so spare a thought for the old fudge packer. People have suggested that I rip the piss out of him too much? Should I feel guilty Ern?
 
You have him on ignore but keep talking about him, you just don't get the ignore function, do you? When I had you on ignore (for your own good), I ignored your existence completely

This <ok>

Only somebody who was rattled to **** by another poster would put them on ignore, and then go on endlessly about them.
 
The Wizard’s posts are starting to read like Trump’s tweets.

I’m a far bigger and better wum than Trump, Stan.

Be honest about this.

The only thing that Trump has on me is that his wums cost lives.
 
I’m a far bigger and better wum than Trump, Stan.

Be honest about this.

The only thing that Trump has on me is that his wums cost lives.
No.

You share the same unhinged, obsessed, rabid, caps lock, poor use of the English language writing style.
 
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