Off Topic Shape-Shifting Reptilians - anyone believe in them?

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No, not in the least.

It is to emphasise my status as a rock god, when I am strutting my stuff on stage, my fingers ablaze and blurred.

Just wear your baldness with pride mate. Some ladies find it attractive. I reckon that blue rinse brigade will be throwing themselves at you if you flash them a bit of shiny head.
 
Just wear your baldness with pride mate. Some ladies find it attractive. I reckon that blue rinse brigade will be throwing themselves at you if you flash them a bit of shiny head.

so Hiag is bald as well as overweight, hah, no wonder he lied about his god like physique and blond locks.

And his supermodel wife

and his luxurious abode

and his cars

and his wealth

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No, not in the least.

It is to emphasise my status as a rock god, when I am strutting my stuff on stage, my fingers ablaze and blurred.
If only that were true Baldy, Male pattern baldness runs on your fathers side hence the hat which I suspect is to stop the bright lights rebounding off your bald pate blinding your mates on stage.

Ps. Do you wear the hat in your garage when bashing out houses on Fridays?
 
No, not in the least.

It is to emphasise my status as a rock god, when I am strutting my stuff on stage, my fingers ablaze and blurred.
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Slap some of this on your bald pate Tubby then you can leave the hat at home son. <laugh>
 

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