Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

Serious question - why can’t Mrs Elfs do it ?

You don’t keep a dog & bark yourself.

 

Just finished making the bed.

Housework should be shared.

 

I will think of you (briefly) as I enjoy liver, bacon, onions, chips & gravy. And a cup of tea.

The Mail on Sunday has replaced the Midget for breakfast company.

 

Now putting the rubbish out whilst getting the shopping list from 'she who has to be obeyed'.

 

A love story for the ages

 

I am the modern man.

 

Speak for yourself ...

 

#underthethumb

 

Your get more conversation out the paper

 

If only that were true.

I’ve never heard a paper sing ‘Chrissy Powell's red and white” army on a busy train

 

Now off to Waitrose for shopping.

Pleased that I am 1000 calories better off.

 

I bet you go in Lidl’s with a Waitrose carrier bag

 

Get us a bit of beef and drop it off cheers

 

You wouldn’t want Elf’s meat

 

Before Lidl became trendy I'd bring the M&S bags with me.

 

F*** that, I might get mugged over your way.

 

My gut buster went down a treat - £8.90, but I left her a tenner in recognition of the excellent service.

Ask Mrs Elfs if you are allowed out next time.

 

I can do next Sunday.

I'll make sure I'm in front with the housework.

 

The famous CLB74 might tag along. He's a greedy c*** partial to a fry up.

 

Highly unlikely, as I’ll be fvcked from the Sunderland trip the day before. The week after looks good though.