Off Topic Cars

It’s a she..

She’s got three years. Was actually considering getting a really fast petrol v6 then buy a cheap diesel car for work. Got 3 years to decide. Other option is I buy the Mrs a fast petrol car and I buy a big fast diesel.

What engine & spec did you get in the end? You were going to get the r-sport if I remember right??

 

It says 2.0 on its arse and R-Sport on its side.

I need to give her a name. She’s definitely a her.

13 years since I had a new car. I sat in it and couldn’t work out how to start it for a minute!

 

Petrol or diesel?

Assume it’s auto.. have you engaged sport mode then pressed the dynamic button??

 

Petrol.

So far I’ve driven it to the house I’m working on (half a mile), the cricket club (2 miles) and an away cricket match (about 20 miles return journey).

I doubt I’ve got it above 60 so far so the paddles haven’t been used!

I freely admit that it’s wasted on me but the old Audi has properly become a dump car that the kids cringe at and **** it I deserve it. You’re a long time dead.

 

Get it in sport mode then press the button on the centre console with a chequered flag on. You’ll hear things change and tense up.

 

Nice one Stan. I do love a jaaaaaag!!!

 

That looks the dogs bollocks!!

How old would that be based on the price?

 

They do a 2.0 litre 187bhp, reckon that would be powerful enough for most people tbh.

I'm not buying one though, I'm after a van (clearly not going for performance )

 

I’ve been looking at the 150 bhp 1.5 litre. The missus fancies one.

 

I'm not after power I drive a ****ing VW UP!

I'm after comfort and space.

Not into cars myself.

 

You can pick up a 64 plate 3ltr v6 diesel for around 22k currently. The v6 petrols are bit more expensive.

 

I’ve got a VW Touareg for sale mate. It’s like a 5 Star hotel on the inside.

 

Litchfield Focus RS is what I'd be going for right now if it wasn't for the fact that I have convinced myself I need a big 4x4.

The devil on my shoulder is definitely telling me to go buy the psychopathic hot hatch.

 

I've got a VW Touareg for sale mate. Go for the 4x4

 

If you can get the smell of cabbage out of the back seats mate I'll come and take a look.

 

Gimme some credit nigga. I've just bought a Turnip flavoured air freshener.

 

@Tobes you tell them

 

Well......

A certain poster (the piss artist formerly know as Gods Cock) claimed to have a Tesla X and showed the pic of his wheels...here;

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-...afe-space-here.341752/page-6079#post-11933005

Only I didn’t quite believe him.....and....

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-...afe-space-here.341752/page-6080#post-11933428

 

Imagine forking out £90k on one of those monstrosities!

Imagine lying about owning one

 

Ugliest ****er I’ve seen in some while.