My Dad is going to enjoy his 70th birthday at my house on Saturday. All the family here too.
It’s my birthday too! My wife has plans but I’ve put my foot down... it’s my birthday! I’m watching the blood footy!
My Dad is going to enjoy his 70th birthday at my house on Saturday. All the family here too.
Can’t they just postpone the wedding, priorities and all that?
You'd think wouldn't you. Unfortunately he's Canadian so he doesn't care about soft, girly sports.
What even is the national sport over there, log chopping?
While chasing a moose.Probably. Chopping wood, on ice, riding a bear, smoking a joint.
Probably. Chopping wood, on ice, riding a bear, smoking a joint.
And that's only the women.Probably. Chopping wood, on ice, riding a bear, smoking a joint.
My Dad is going to enjoy his 70th birthday at my house on Saturday. All the family here too.
Probably. Chopping wood, on ice, riding a bear, smoking a joint.
I'm off to Bulgaria today, and attending my mate's wedding in Plovdiv on Saturday. I told him I'll be disappearing for a couple of hours during the reception, but that I'll be back in the evening to celebrate. In response to this, he's put me on a table with all the bride's best friends to tempt me into staying. They're all air stewardesses. Bulgarian air stewardesses.
Bloody good move by him. The bastard.
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I could do that I reckon.
So it will be you and the bridesmaids watching England victorious.
Random fact: Neymar has spent 14 minutes on the ground...so far...in the World Cup.
Perhaps they don't count the time he is the air whilst rolling.Only 14........
hmmmm feels longer...........