Rangers v Celtic

[Mick O'Toon]

30 degrees in Glasgow and am no joking.

Same here,any lidos in Glasgow?

 

[Tina.]

Same here,any lidos in Glasgow?

Why do you assume I’m a hooker?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

42 degrees in Aberdeen.

I'm down to my luminous purple thong wandering down Union Street. What a glorious nation. God bless us!

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Why do you assume I’m a hooker?

God only knows, unless he knows you like the quiet life I suppose.

 

[Tina.]

God only knows, unless he knows you like the quiet life I suppose.

Eff aff old man.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Why do you assume I’m a hooker?

No,right I'll rephrase it,is there any lidos in Scotland?

 

[If in doubt]

42 degrees in Aberdeen.

I'm down to my luminous purple thong wandering down Union Street. What a glorious nation. God bless us!

Meet at the Trinity center carpark for some fun?

 

[Toley Fart]

No lidos. Closest outdoor pool is in Gourock I think. Monny to confirm

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Meet at the Trinity center carpark for some fun?

Sounds good baby. I do hope my penis is not too much for you though.

 

[If in doubt]

Sounds good baby. I do hope my penis is not too much for you though.

I just hope you've washed it this time.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

No,right I'll rephrase it,is there any lidos in Scotland?

Boz Scaggs?

Or was he an American?

Well, I am 37 don't you know, I can't remember everything.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

I just hope you've washed it this time.

Of course. What do you take me for? A Celtic man??

 

[Mick O'Toon]

No lidos. Closest outdoor pool is in Gourock I think. Monny to confirm

Would ewes head to a beach?

 

[Tina.]

No,right I'll rephrase it,is there any lidos in Scotland?

I don’t know what a lido is. Well, if trev is right, no. I remember when I was a wee lassie going to girvan or some other Ayrshire ****hole and going to an open air pool. Fûcking freezing man.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

I don’t know what a lido is. Well, if trev is right, no. I remember when I was a wee lassie going to girvan or some other Ayrshire ****hole and going to an open air pool. Fûcking freezing man.

Speaking of Ayrshire ****holes, where's Tarquin?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I don’t know what a lido is. Well, if trev is right, no. I remember when I was a wee lassie going to girvan or some other Ayrshire ****hole and going to an open air pool. Fûcking freezing man.

That's what it is,don't you have a sister up on the coast somewhere?

 

[Tina.]

That's what it is,don't you have a sister up on the coast somewhere?

Up north, just outside inverness. The one with the dog who had a stroke.

 

[If in doubt]

There's an open air pool in Stonehaven

 

[Easter Road 1980]

There's an open air pool in Stonehaven

Certainly is, donkey's years since I was in it though. Was pretty good from what I remember.

 

[If in doubt]

Certainly is, donkey's years since I was in it though. Was pretty good from what I remember.

Yup no idea. Is it even still open?