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[saintanton]

Ridicule is **** all to be scared of

I too have a new girlfriend (silly word at our age, but still....) - there won't be any sordid details posted on here, I'm afraid.

 

[Zanjinho]

I too have a new girlfriend (silly word at our age, but still....) - there won't be any sordid details posted on here, I'm afraid.

It's that because you can no longer get it up mate? Try viagra

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I too have a new girlfriend (silly word at our age, but still....) - there won't be any sordid details posted on here, I'm afraid.

Ah go on, go on

 

[saintanton]

It's that because you can no longer get it up mate? Try viagra

Yeah, that's the one. How did you guess?

 

[saintanton]

Ah go on, go on

No thanks, Mrs Doyle.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I too have a new girlfriend (silly word at our age, but still....) - there won't be any sordid details posted on here, I'm afraid.

Pee in her bum.

 

[saintanton]

Pee in her bum.

Perv.

 

[Zanjinho]

Perv.

Only if he watches you pee in her bum

 

[saintanton]

Only if he watches you pee in her bum

He's always watching.....

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

so we took the kids to Disneyland Paris... **** me what a hateful bunch twats the French are. especially the younger ones. rude strong and ****s.

saw two hen parties and lots of older 180-22 year olds and the usual strange ****s who should have grown up but have not.

**** me but rhc was right all along!

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

saw two hen parties and lots of older 180-22 year olds

180, wow. So the secret to living long is having hen parties.

No wonder they're grumpy sods in France. I started getting arthritis in my hands at 30. I suspect I'd be in a lot of pain in my 170's.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

so we took the kids to Disneyland Paris... **** me what a hateful bunch twats the French are. especially the younger ones. rude strong and ****s.

saw two hen parties and lots of older 180-22 year olds and the usual strange ****s who should have grown up but have not.

**** me but rhc was right all along!

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

My youngest is in Guatemala at the moment. There's been a ****ing volcanic eruption with 25 dead and hundreds injured. I've just checked and she's 40 Km away, so she should be OK. She's on the shores of a volcanic ****ing lake in the same mountain range

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

She's fine. They only found out themselves on the news

 

[lfcpower]

Must be nice to know so many people here care

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

My youngest is in Guatemala at the moment. There's been a ****ing volcanic eruption with 25 dead and hundreds injured. I've just checked and she's 40 Km away, so she should be OK. She's on the shores of a volcanic ****ing lake in the same mountain range

Did she pour Carling in the caldera and then walk away? The volcano is mother nature's way of vomiting.

 

[Zanjinho]

Must be nice to know so many people here care

[HASHTAG]#ziggywould[/HASHTAG]

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Must be nice to know so many people here care

That's what I thought

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Did she pour Carling in the caldera and then walk away? The volcano is mother nature's way of vomiting.

Corona

50 p a bottle

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Corona

50 p a bottle

almost as bad. Flavourless drink. Squeeze in enough lime juice and it tastes like lime juice though.