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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    I too have a new girlfriend (silly word at our age, but still....) - there won't be any sordid details posted on here, I'm afraid.
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    It's that because you can no longer get it up mate? Try viagra <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Ah go on, go on <laugh>
     
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  4. saintanton

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    Yeah, that's the one. How did you guess?
     
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  5. saintanton

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    No thanks, Mrs Doyle.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Pee in her bum.<ok>
     
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  7. saintanton

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    Perv.
     
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  8. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Only if he watches you pee in her bum
     
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  9. saintanton

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    He's always watching.....
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    so we took the kids to Disneyland Paris... **** me what a hateful bunch twats the French are. especially the younger ones. rude strong and ****s.

    saw two hen parties and lots of older 180-22 year olds and the usual strange ****s who should have grown up but have not.

    **** me but rhc was right all along!
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    180, wow. So the secret to living long is having hen parties.

    No wonder they're grumpy sods in France. I started getting arthritis in my hands at 30. I suspect I'd be in a lot of pain in my 170's.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <whistle>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My youngest is in Guatemala at the moment. There's been a ****ing volcanic eruption with 25 dead and hundreds injured. I've just checked and she's 40 Km away, so she should be OK. She's on the shores of a volcanic ****ing lake in the same mountain range <yikes>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's fine. They only found out themselves on the news <laugh>
     
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    Must be nice to know so many people here care :bandit:
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Did she pour Carling in the caldera and then walk away? The volcano is mother nature's way of vomiting.
     
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  17. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    #ziggywould
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's what I thought <grr>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Corona <ok>

    50 p a bottle
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh> almost as bad. Flavourless drink. Squeeze in enough lime juice and it tastes like lime juice though. <ok>
     
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