Toby Alderweireld

[Tel (they/them)]

Mate... no one is desperate for Luke Shaw. You been toking blud?

Yo stupid ass don't know ****

 

[Hoddle is a god]

If there's anything we can confirm about what you do and don't know after your season of **** ups mate, it's that y'all stupid ass don't know ****.

Wow!

I know I’ve rattled you, Tel, but there’s no need to take it that far, mate.

 

[PINKIE]

I don’t know if we’ll be keeping Alderweireld, I do know that he will not be going to United.

Given your history of **** ups mate, that’s pretty much guaranteed he’ll go to Utd now.

Mind you, Arsenal need a new CB maybe he’s trying to force through a move to us.

 

[BobbyD]

I'm suggesting Poch does trust these guys. When he doesn't they get frozen out completely - just ask Kaboul, Lennon, Capoue, Townsend etc

fair enough. nothing to debate on that

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Wow!

I know I’ve rattled you, Tel, but there’s no need to take it that far, mate.

No mate you haven't.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

No mate you haven't.

Well, clearly I have, Tel.

I never meant for that to happen, mate.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Well, clearly I have, Tel.

I never meant for that to happen, mate.

You wishing something doesn't make it true bro.

Otherwise you'd be in the magic circle instead of performing card tricks to blind old piss knickers for £6.50 an hour.

 

[PINKIE]

You wishing something doesn't make it true bro.

Otherwise you'd be in the magic circle instead of performing card tricks to blind old piss knickers for £6.50 an hour.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I've told y'all bitches for about 6 months by the way we are getting Alderweireld. Cry about it if you like but it won't stop it happening.

 

[Blueman]

I've told y'all bitches for about 6 months by the way we are getting Alderweireld. Cry about it if you like but it won't stop it happening.

Don't mate, they're traumatised enough for one day.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Don't mate, they're traumatised enough for one day.

They've taken another rag-dolling today, I almost feel sorry for them.

 

[Blueman]

They've taken another rag-dolling today, I almost feel sorry for them.

Mate, the grief is pitiful.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You wishing something doesn't make it true bro.

Otherwise you'd be in the magic circle instead of performing card tricks to blind old piss knickers for £6.50 an hour.

I don’t charge by the hour, Tel.

Also, I add a supplement for pissy knickers.

It’s a rule that we magicians have agreed amongst ourselves.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I don’t charge by the hour, Tel.

Also, I add a supplement for pissy knickers.

It’s a rule that we magicians have agreed amongst ourselves.

Do you have an interval during the show so they can get their commodes emptied?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Do you have an interval during the show so they can get their commodes emptied?

Only on special request.

I encourage the nursing homes to ensure that the audience wears nappies.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Only on special request.

I encourage the nursing homes to ensure that the audience wears nappies.

Pervert.

 

[Spurlock]

Whenever he goes...we know it won't be to Chelsea

 

[FosseFilberto]

Whenever he goes...we know it won't be to Chelsea

Can't disagree Spulock ... he's obviously fallen out with Poch... so would be most unlikely to follow him

 

[remembercolinlee]

Given your history of **** ups mate, that’s pretty much guaranteed he’ll go to Utd now.

Mind you, Arsenal need a new CB maybe he’s trying to force through a move to us.

 

[Bodinki]

Can't disagree Spulock ... he's obviously fallen out with Poch... so would be most unlikely to follow him