Toby Alderweireld

Yo stupid ass don't know ****

 

Wow!

I know I’ve rattled you, Tel, but there’s no need to take it that far, mate.

 

Given your history of **** ups mate, that’s pretty much guaranteed he’ll go to Utd now.

Mind you, Arsenal need a new CB maybe he’s trying to force through a move to us.

 

fair enough. nothing to debate on that

 

No mate you haven't.

 

Well, clearly I have, Tel.

I never meant for that to happen, mate.

 

You wishing something doesn't make it true bro.

Otherwise you'd be in the magic circle instead of performing card tricks to blind old piss knickers for £6.50 an hour.

 

I've told y'all bitches for about 6 months by the way we are getting Alderweireld. Cry about it if you like but it won't stop it happening.

 

Don't mate, they're traumatised enough for one day.

 

They've taken another rag-dolling today, I almost feel sorry for them.

 

Mate, the grief is pitiful.

 

I don’t charge by the hour, Tel.

Also, I add a supplement for pissy knickers.

It’s a rule that we magicians have agreed amongst ourselves.

 

Do you have an interval during the show so they can get their commodes emptied?

 

Only on special request.

I encourage the nursing homes to ensure that the audience wears nappies.

 

Pervert.

 

Whenever he goes...we know it won't be to Chelsea

 

Can't disagree Spulock ... he's obviously fallen out with Poch... so would be most unlikely to follow him