On Talksport tonight:
"Phil Brown has been sacked as manager of League 2 side Southend United. All was looking bright and jolly until the dreaded Manager of the Month was awarded to Mr Brown. We understand that Mr Brown lept into his car and headed straight down that London for a live appearance on Match of the Day 4.. Suddenly the previously understated Phil had changed his attire into a bright orange jumper and had acquired a Mediterranian gloss overnight. Beaming and cracking jokes, he ripped the proverbial piss out of Arsenal FC, stating "They don't like a bit of rough and tumble, once my boys have been promoted 3 times in 3 seasons, we'll show that Mr Wenger and his bunch of nancy boys who's boss!".. asked if he was serious, he replied "I've told them Southend is a premier league club, always has been, always will be, it's all in the mentality, if the Chairman is prepared to splash the cash on Alvaro Negrdo and Daryl Murphy, we're in business"
The Chairman was not amused, seemingly..
"Phil Brown has been sacked as manager of League 2 side Southend United. All was looking bright and jolly until the dreaded Manager of the Month was awarded to Mr Brown. We understand that Mr Brown lept into his car and headed straight down that London for a live appearance on Match of the Day 4.. Suddenly the previously understated Phil had changed his attire into a bright orange jumper and had acquired a Mediterranian gloss overnight. Beaming and cracking jokes, he ripped the proverbial piss out of Arsenal FC, stating "They don't like a bit of rough and tumble, once my boys have been promoted 3 times in 3 seasons, we'll show that Mr Wenger and his bunch of nancy boys who's boss!".. asked if he was serious, he replied "I've told them Southend is a premier league club, always has been, always will be, it's all in the mentality, if the Chairman is prepared to splash the cash on Alvaro Negrdo and Daryl Murphy, we're in business"
The Chairman was not amused, seemingly..