Off Topic Phobia

Heard rattlesnakes outside my tent in Yosemite. Don't want to be goin' outside for a piss in the night when you don't know what you might step on

 

I thought you were going to mention to her , that you had one as well

 

Bro, I retired from rollercoasters at 30.

I'm the bag carrier nowadays...you know when every ****er qeues up and your sat on a patch of grass, looking after everyone's bags etc...whilst being in an ideal spot to watch them all enjoy themselves?

That's me

 

I thought it but theres no women on here to impress so just kept it as a thought

 

I've edited it a bit .

 

My son was asking about camping last week...I goes...why? You got a bed haven't you, you dumb ****? He goes lol but me and my mate want to try it? I goes are you 2 going to bum each other like Broke back mountain? He said no...I said well I don't like creepy crawlies so I'm not one of them Camping dad's, so dont ask me, sorry.

 

It's horrid stuff, the squeaky sound it makes is not normal. It must have been designed by the devil or a woman. Or both

 

The only thing I'm not too keen on is spiders.

Not a phobia but I'll avoid the bastards except in emergencies.

Didn't used to be that keen on heights but a skydive sorted that out.

 

Spiders are evil .just pure evil.

Wasps are just as bad though, proper nasty ****s. They serve no purpose , just fly about all day with their little gay wings and think, right which ****s can I sting today.

 

As I posted earlier , I don't mind spiders outside the house they serve a purpose .

Wasps though . Agree 100% what purpose do they serve .



Ants give me the creeps a bit , but only because of the buggers we had when I lived in Africa.

Cheers Commachio , I will have nightmares now

 

Have you seen the size of bullet ants

 

Yeah wasps are pants.

Give bees a bad name

 

No .

 

Except those killer bees, they are a bit of a **** also.

But bumble bees are class, just flying around all day humming.

 

Ha. Check out bullet ants in Australia

 

I will think about it

 

Too many people use "phobia" for what are
in fact quite mild/rational fears/dislikes.

 

Falling to my death -- I need ****ing therapy for it.

I was shaking and had tears in my eyes when I was 700ft in the air on a chair lift in Jamaica a few weeks back. All it had was a flimsy little bar across you. I don't know how people don't fall out to their deaths. My 13 year old daughter was next to me rustling through her bag and looking around with not a care in the world.

 

Spiders

Nuke them from orbit to be sure

 

Love flying.

Hate heights.

Go figure.