You’re one of their top guys and they pay you a fortune (you’ve posted that a few times). Surely you’re close enough to them to ask whether you can tag along for a few beers next week if they’re heading over to the West End for an afternoon piss up? Surely?!
Don’t you think that’s a better approach than saying that there’s a guy on a football forum who you’re obsessed with and you’d like to tag along for a drink with him next week? That’d probably come across as a bit odd, which wouldn’t be helped by you getting your todger out on the tube.
It’s only one of the Johns. I’ll let you ask around to find out which one. Shouldn’t be a problem as you’re a big cheese who earns the big coin (you’ve posted that a few times).