Match Day Thread Hull City v Aston Villa.

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"Gash may refer to: Wound, a type of injury. Colloquial term for the vulva. British military slang (specifically from the Royal Navy and Royal Marines) for rubbish (garbage), or for something that is considered useless, broken or otherwise of little value."

My dad was in the navy and recall him telling me about them using the term.

Your dad. You're sixty what?

Army. You're gash. :emoticon-0105-wink:
 
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Surly two gashes are better than one?
A snooker player was drinking at a bar and he spotted a really cute woman. She noticed him so she started to smile at him which tempted him to go over and check her up. The chatting went on for most of the night and when it came to closing time, she invited him back to her flat. When they got there, they started to kiss and then things got more hotter and heavier. They started to undress then he layed her on the bed and her legs was wide open. But all of a sudden, he stopped and thought to himself, "Should I go for the easy pink or hard brown?"