Off Topic Earth hour

Well this thread went off topic quickly

I want to kill my ex's new **** buddy

Then I'll have a ****.

While wearing a dress

 

To get it back on topic, which method would the eco warriors recommend for murder? Doing it in a sustainable way could be problematic.

 

Cricket bat, though I just broke mine

 

You may have a problem getting her to swallow it. Get some eco friendly crayons, and draw a picture of her new beau on it as encouragement.



Too soon?

 

Is that G.M.T. and just another trick by the mobile phone companies to get the global traffic up by inducing punters to contact mates in different time zones to announce "It's time" ?

 

If I draw breathe, I'm likely to fart.

..and can't be bothered to **** these days. ****ing messy

 

I love doing it. I like dropping one right as someone is walking past, so they enter the alternate reality that is a beefy Erik fart and re-emerge in our world as a damaged human being, their nostrils forever tainted by molecules of methane that have passed through my hairy rectum.

Nice.

 

This thread is one for posterity.
A weekend without a game and it's once more into the abyss !

 

It might have the affect of the sea-men levels rising.

 

Wtf?

 

A few on here have had the lights turned off for a number of years.

 

And for most of the others the lights are on but there's nobody home.

 

To say that I am disturbed by this thread is indeed an understatement.

 

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