Off Topic Earth hour

[BillyBobBallbag]

Well this thread went off topic quickly

I want to kill my ex's new **** buddy

Then I'll have a ****.

While wearing a dress

 

[DMD]

Well this thread went off topic quickly

I want to kill my ex's new **** buddy

Then I'll have a ****.

While wearing a dress

To get it back on topic, which method would the eco warriors recommend for murder? Doing it in a sustainable way could be problematic.

 

[BillyBobBallbag]

To get it back on topic, which method would the eco warriors recommend for murder? Doing it in a sustainable way could be problematic.

Cricket bat, though I just broke mine

 

[DMD]

Cricket bat, though I just broke mine

You may have a problem getting her to swallow it. Get some eco friendly crayons, and draw a picture of her new beau on it as encouragement.



Too soon?

 

[tigerscanada]

Only just heard of it. Apparently we all turn the lights out, the telly off, all that. Sounds like a good idea to me.Save the World brothers and Sisters. Love the World, love your children, grandchildren.

8:30pm till 9:30pm.

Get ya candles out then.

Ta.

Is that G.M.T. and just another trick by the mobile phone companies to get the global traffic up by inducing punters to contact mates in different time zones to announce "It's time" ?

 

[askewshair]

You gentlemen may jest, but every time I finish a **** I fart

If I draw breathe, I'm likely to fart.

..and can't be bothered to **** these days. ****ing messy

 

[Erik]

If I draw breathe, I'm likely to fart.

..and can't be bothered to **** these days. ****ing messy

I love doing it. I like dropping one right as someone is walking past, so they enter the alternate reality that is a beefy Erik fart and re-emerge in our world as a damaged human being, their nostrils forever tainted by molecules of methane that have passed through my hairy rectum.

Nice.

 

[tigerscanada]

This thread is one for posterity.
A weekend without a game and it's once more into the abyss !

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

Turn the light out please yourself. Ham shanks all round.

Wait. Will it affect the ozone layer?

It might have the affect of the sea-men levels rising.

 

[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

You gentlemen may jest, but every time I finish a **** I fart

I'm not sure as to why, exactly, but my theory is that it's a result of the combination of body position, tensing of the stomach area as I reach the vinegar strokes, and morphing of the digestive tract due to the expansion of blood vessels when I blow my load.

Can anyone help (recommendations of a cork will not be appreciated)?

Wtf?

 

[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

A few on here have had the lights turned off for a number of years.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

A few on here have had the lights turned off for a number of years.

And for most of the others the lights are on but there's nobody home.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

To say that I am disturbed by this thread is indeed an understatement.

 

[Kempton]

A few on here have had the lights turned off for a number of years.

And for most of the others the lights are on but there's nobody home.

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