This is brilliant. As it stands, both the yes and no groups can claim the undecided are really on their side so both can claim victory. Everyone wins. And everyone loses. So everyone is happy. And pissed off. Genius Dutch.
I don't fully agree with any of the proposed options, so I'm going to make my voice heard, by saying nowt...
I voted yes. This poll may not be what we want, it's barely even a poll, but if you vote yes then we can have another poll to get what we want. This poll may be ****, but we need polls for the future. Won't somebody think of the children? Yes you may not have any opinions to vote on, but other people do so vote yes, don't be selfish. It's the principle. If you vote no there'll never be another poll ever and polls will be gone for good. We need polls even if they don't benefit any of us because one day they might benefit us. Even if you think this poll is abhorrent and an insult you must still vote even if it makes you feel dirty. If you vote other or Norwich then you might as well vote yes and bend over in front of Ehab whilst you do it. If you want to discuss other options or disagree with me in any way then you are obviously a ****.
Right, I think that's a representative sample, so I'm going to close the vote one day. Thanks to all those that have taken part. The final count shows the majority are in favour of 17 red ones, and a half a dozen blue just in case.
But what's the principle I am voting? I don't agree with any of the options but I feel by voting yes I am voting solely for the principle and not the actual thing proposed.
You didn't quite grasp the idea of an organised and collective email responseģ , did you? Not surprised, you'll settle for snide comment everyday, just like OLM. Pathetic pair of ****s.
