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  1. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    <party>

    500th post

    Can't believe it - thought syd would have banned me after a couple o weeks.

    Anyway - thats me off to bed. Cannot get Gail Platt out of my head.

    For those readers who don't know me - I f*cking hate the window-licking c*nts from
    NE1.

    Nite Nite fellow mackems and FTM.

    Bart
     
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    master-simpson, Aug 25, 2011
  2. BDU 104

    BDU 104 New Member

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    We knew your were a twat after your 1st post no need to prove it another 499 times
     
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    BDU 104, Aug 25, 2011
  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    You are the worst poster on this forum so I agree with you.

    Bitter? <laugh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 26, 2011
  4. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    No irony at all there ...
     
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    Shameless, Aug 26, 2011
  5. vauxsamson

    vauxsamson Active Member

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    Well done mate, to be fair, I'm surprised it's only 500 posts. At times you seem to have at least 20 mags insulted at the same time.
    Here's to the next 500.
     
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    vauxsamson, Aug 26, 2011
  6. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Can I just say Bart thank you for removing the LOL, the Bart I can live with. <ok>

    Everytime I read one of your posts, I read the lol as an actual word and it was bloody aggravating, stopped the few braincells I have left from firing. :p

    Please feel free to keep adding it to your posts on the unwashed board mind . :)
     
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    MackemsRule, Aug 26, 2011
  7. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    I think you will find you and BDU are vying for that honour. <ok>

    How does that make him bitter?

    You are window-licking ****s. <ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Aug 26, 2011
  8. overseasTOON

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    Congrats chap. Have a <ale>

    I agree with MackemsRule about the 'LOL'.

    Sat next to a woman on the train home last night who was having a conversation on the phone.

    She must have been trying to set a world record for most uses of 'like' in a sentence!
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 26, 2011
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Ermm I doubt you really think that , I remember you saying very nice things about me not so long ago <whistle>

    BAM!

    You should have known that would come back and bite you in the arse.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 26, 2011
  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    he will have been drunk
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Aug 26, 2011

  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    He called me jesus , so you might be right.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 26, 2011
  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    we had sex when he was drunk and when I dropped my trousers he said jesus to me
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Aug 26, 2011
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    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Well I believe that I have been pretty consistent in describing you as a nob...and I am always right...<whistle>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Aug 26, 2011
  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    thats it, see my last post
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Aug 26, 2011
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    I did warn you at the time, these online romances never last.
     
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    MackemsRule, Aug 26, 2011
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Fine , but don't come round mine again for make up sex if we beat you again.

    I'm sick of you , you dirty mercenary.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 26, 2011
  17. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    FFS - I didn't think my thread would lead to Mags and Mackems wanting to shag each other.

    By the way - NE1 f*ckers are window licking c*nts - so there.

    Bart
     
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    master-simpson, Aug 26, 2011
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    Nads Well-Known Member

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    The use of the words 'so there' makes this statement factual and binding.

    <ok>
     
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    Nads, Aug 26, 2011
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** **** ****in twat..............

    lol commachio
     
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    Commachio, Aug 26, 2011
  20. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    5-to-1 you're as interesting as cow dung, about and witty as a car park and putrid as a maggot infested open sore.
     
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