Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

F***** me there Mr van Gerwen.

 

A couple of Elf detractors & Apologists seem to have gone missing from ITTV since the wheels fell off.

You don’t hear much from randy old Essex Al and Jeddez these days?

 

One is probably stuck at the dentist and the other one has probably snuffed it.

 

Bert Jeddez is a snowflake - cried foul to Ivor when the excellent How Bizarre gave him some stick.

 

Ivor rants his stuff and only the apologists go quiet.

The realists/fans/protesters/dissenters of squirrel face and Duchatelet start posting sensibly then all of a sudden you are a wum.

They do not like the truth over there.

 

I'm glad it has been a busy day on here after my traumatic experience this morning. You guys have been able to take my mind off of things.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/world...-himself-on-bus-while-staring-at-womans-legs/

has the Elf been dressing in orange again?....

 

Elfs is a man of taste ....orange

 

did you look at the article?

 

looks like Elf to me

 

where is the wee man anyway?

 

I can safely say I have not done that on a bus before......

 

Tango is too small for it to be me.

 

On a bus ...

 

Chip shop maybe, but definitely not a bus.

 

I can guess who you would like to batter your sausage.

 

Don't you mean chipolata?

 

I thought I'd hide my smile as I don't want you to think I'm being too smug.